Hermitcraft oneshots i make when bored

WELL I GUESS THAT WORKS

Grian walked to Hermitcraft, whistling while swinging his arms dramatically. He entered the portal just to be greeted with 1. Lag and 2. More lag, so he checked chat to see what was going on. It seemed like Impulse made a farm, so for the funnies Grian decided to ban Impulse to the Shadow Realm.
- chat -
<Grian> Impulse you are now banished for your farms
<ImpulseSV> Oh haha, it's been a good run! Cya
<ImpulseSV left the game>
<Grian> May he have fun in The Shadow realm
<MumboJumbo joined the game>
-chat ended that's it that's the segment-
So naturally he would've ender Crystal'd his Friend, Mumbo Jumbo, but he wanted to have more fun with his spoonlike Friend. So the logical step is to turn into a creeper.
And explode.
As he turned into gunpowder, Mumbo picked him up, ran to his house and put the gunpowder in the blender, not knowing it was Grian. Then he added some Jevin (Or whats left of him after the milkshake), some blaze powder, a bit of Peace Love and Plants™ and then pressed.

Blend.

And blend it did shaking violently as Grian tried to turn back and failed. So the next spooky step is to drink it. And that's how Mumbo became a God The End THATS it THATS the story-