I pee in my pants sometimes when i get nervous

This idea came to me and im gonna shit

Baljeet: *groggily* ugh...huh? *notices hes on the floor* where am i...?

Buford, sitting in his bed right next to him: DUDE.

Baljeet: huh??? Hey what happened?

Buford: you fuckin tell me you just crashed through my window, said 'e = mc squared' and crumpled to the floor!!! It was like your bones disintegrated dude!!!!