I pee in my pants sometimes when i get nervous

This int a game theory character assassination btw fkckek i just think its funny

I am constantly thinking abt that moment in partners in time where the star gate makes luigi cry and adult mario's response is to calmly defend luigi and tell the star gate he's a hero and a good person- meanwhile baby mario just starts whacking the star gate with a hammer FLBKFKKEMF

Like 1: its funny and cute and 2: i love the idea that mario being a nice guy who gives people the benefit of the doubt and is overall friendly is something he had to learn and that as a kid he was kind of a short tempered little shit ckdkrmfkfkdkkrkvkdkf. Idk why that just cracks me up. Also weirdly supported by his pettiness in that one tennis game where he stomps on luigis foot when he beats him, likes theres still that Bastard side to him that sometimes shines through