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I pee in my pants sometimes when i get nervous

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Yall know me well enough by now to know im not funny enough to make this
SKEKEORKDIIDDJENENDNND
god let me find it and clip it
Picturing jessie saying 'his eyes are blue' so casually and unphased
Incorrect quotes time! No im sorry just this one dw
SORRY SORRY I KNOW WHAT I JUST SAID BUT I SAW THIS RIGHT AFTER
want doof, alphys, undyne and perry to play cards together
Alphys comments shit like 'omg!!! o_O 1:36 XD' under doofs daily dirt
'*do not erase*' 'Oh fr? On god? Just like that?'
MDMFKDKDK
God...
I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called doctor baljeet
MDMFMFKFKFKDMEMFN literally toriel wtf
'Hmm. I wonder why they think that. Must be that foster care system'
Reverse rickroll is an INSPIRED phrase
This just in: grillby is heartless
God my sense of humour is so fucked
KSKDKFDKDKF sorry
I see a character i dont recognise and my brain instantly says this
ELLFKFKFKF i dont know why this mental image murdered me
This idea came to me and im gonna shit
Obsessed w the fact that baljeet is a closeted shitpost
KLSKDKDKD i can be on board with this ship if only for the jokes
KEKDKDKEKEKKDLSLDK PLEASE
Just a completely unhinged person but like. very well disguised
Yeah. Yeah. Its him
Whatever this character archertype is discord mlp is the inverse
Half of what baljeet says is sarcasm yet he's still somehow literal
He buys fake tattoos and indignantly argues they're not just for kids
Good haul
I am right
he sounds so irrationally angry with his former self fkckdkdkf
Tiny and angry byoof is best take
Sup punk. Im chet
(tw: blood, gun) when the fucking music started i lost it
the fact that the creator liked it sdgjsdhndfhdf
The vanessa fred thing is canon and you cant convince me otherwise :)
FNFKDKDKDKDKDK lost it here
If thats not enough i completed one whole pokemon nuzlocke on X 😎
The courts never said she couldnt be in just couldng be profited from
It looks so fun...
I was a katsuma kid and still am
*baljeet voice* i COMMAND you to stop.
Im wearing a mesh shirt. You guys probably want me to burn it but i wont
Ok he does for kids but thats it. Aspec legend
[REDACTED]
I did the rythm game for this song as a joke and now im forever cursed
Idiot (affectionate)
Yall so annoying ldlckdkdk
Shawty like a melody is already hysterical go me for reasons i cant explain
puppe,,,,
Dee is underrated
My sense of humour is like the elephants foot
MDMFMFKFMDKDM
Death and 9/11 ment tw
Life imitates art
That last one is technically cheating but. Come on
Flelekdkfkdke
You cant see in this pic but there was ANOTHER bus in front of us too
Im lady goo. Goo goo, goo goo! Im lady goo. Waaah. Ohmygood
This int a game theory character assassination btw fkckek i just think its funny
Oddysey gets an honerable mention for the end cutscene
God the cutscenes in that game are so good he's such a big dork
god this reminds me yesterday i thot mum was a burglar
Candace is so dumb i love her djdkrkdkdkked
Buford as that clip of tom emptying out doritos saying 'there are 80 genders'
I think buford would actually be a good cook BUT
DLKFKEKDKDKD fuck but he would. FUCK. HE WOULD
Cursed pnf youtube channel
Call that nombinary! I stole this joke
Bit of a uh. Bit of a woopsie on my part there
Same energy as 'had the worst toast buttering experience today'
Thats the true dynamic right there
Im????
candace flynn aesthetic
Why did this comment make me lose it
All incorrect quotes
'Honestly this is much more effort than i was expecting from him'
Smdkekkdkfk
And his bio has 'im baby' in it
Writing this was a spiritual experience
What are you talking about i have only the best pnf takes
But the info is all the same.
Would be MORTIFIED if his friends ever found this account
🥺🥺🥺
Nobody Cares
Anyway moving on from buford posting-
Biffany: this is my son! Buford: ??? you only have one kid????
It'll twist your melon it'll turn your gut man is this ride sweet or whaaat
OBSESSED w the tsuchinoko its so dumb i just wanna hug it
Pnf hot takes time!!!!
If korean banner doofenshmirtz cumface loses me another account i stg
wooo yeah we groovin
BRO?????????????????????????????????????
read this in the voice of a generic, serious fictional US president
Absolutely mental tradition, that's awesome fkckdkf
Idk if he's better its never been my place to forgive him so i dont care
Me listening to this song scares myself. Like im Never that nice that int me
Not to make the most cursed crossover possible but. It kinda fits
🎉🥳🍾
MEDLKDKDEKKEKDND
Cant stop thinking abt this audio
Stooop how did you make them more cute
Oh yeah did i ever mention i hc them as half welsh fkckekf
Frisk: do you speak any other languages? :) Chara: *welsh* Frisk: what the FUCK
Frisk, panicking: are you choking?! Can you die again?!
KDKFKFKDKEKKE
This post is literally them
Girl help its Just him
Psychological warfare
Whoever commented 'dutch simulator' under this vid is the funniest person alive
This sounds dramatic but the anxiety it fills me w makes me wanna cry
The morbid curiosity that keeps me coming back just makes it worse
Baljeets another story tho. What did they do to him. Feel like monody rn
The TIIINY hint of Nerd Nasal they give him adds a lot
MDKFKDKDKD more than one idiot in this group
Mention my spelling of bridge it and its ON SIGHT
he invented this joke but yall arent ready for that conversation
'Oh those kung-fu jews!'
Baljeet just casually dropping this line in like it's not a 1hko
Deltarune chapter 2 spoilers
????????????
dr chapter 2 spoilers
:p
Had to have the meaning of these explained to me but it fits them so well!!!!
(Tw: child abuse) nasty piece of shit. I hate him
Girl help i've been here nearly an hour now
what the fuck is happening. Guys its not april 1st help
😳
(Tw: transphobia mentions)
Ironically i just made some progress on an actual fic n im Proud :]
They're 8, lads!!!!!
*frisk voice* say his name. The peepee poopoo man. hA-
God i love them. They're such a silley childe....
😡 also navine's singing voice (- accent) is my kris hc voice
They were just pakistni at first but then i saw them slav dance
Didnt write down monster language for monsters cos like. Duh
Tw: just. Its gross dkckdkdkdkkd
Frisk 'fallls in love at the drop of a hat' dreemurr
Also the scene where the charlies are arguing over who has the higher voice
You've heard of charlie day luigi now get ready for
Obsessed
Toby explain yourself
Makes kris closing their eyes agaisnt your wishes a bit less powerful fkckekfo
Screaming
Obsessed.
Cant believe izzzyzzz said this and we just...let her. Grounds for canceling
(Tw: depiction of violent robbery) <- to be safe its VERY badly acted lol
Why is THIS their advice to people lmfao
Peak 'i barely remember this language from school' rep
FAV
Gentrification
Its canon that he can speak in an american accent he just Doesnt. King
God im so scared of what the third would sound like. God help me
Ok maybe we can REFERENCE sex in fics with aged up characters dkfkrkrkf
Obsessed. Need to find this place now
Last ones pikachu fkckdkd i know i barely drew his human au design
Life hack! If you're having a meltdown spend a day on picrew!
Posts that are incomprehensible to star
Whats the nb version of a gamer girl. Not a gamer i need the Connotation
:p
'Im just your nice shy quiet polite girl next door!!!! Susie step on me.'
The dynamic
I mean he's still a racist stereotype but they did well with what they had
Baljeet is the most underated character in terms of comedy he's SO funny
Smh
Toby writing divorced couples is a genre unto itself
Finally.
Spamton be like
Theres a fic like this already but itsjust phineas n ferb. They need their pals!
*baljeet voice* homosexual rights
:(
YOOOOO i bet they'd be well brill at it too. Soft is tick ated innit
Walking into the sound booth covered in a line leaders blood
Realistically he's in disguise but i think its far funnier if he's not
'*whisper-shouting to coworker* WTF????? WHO HIRED JESTER????'
'Jester what the FUCK are you talking about'
'Hi im jester.' 'We know.' 'We saw you on the news.'
Monody @ jester
Sidenote when did carl become a manlet
In 1 doof said 'ladies and gentlemen: love handle!' n i nearly shat mesen
Little shitbag. Obsessed
Also p sure i heard 'erect' in carls song
Part 200 lads going out on a real mature note (its the fact he emphasises it)

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