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Good evening to these people only

-little boys who love shorts

-trans women who used to be blackbelts

-world traveling fishermen with 6 useless fish

-hikers named nobb

-little boys who love their pet rat and insist on telling everyone about them

-police officers who may or may not be unstable globs of shapshifting dna posing as a person

-little girls who pretend to be mice to scare strangers

-little boys who train constantly on the street outside their house until they're strong enough to nearly overthrow the most powerful person in the country

-men and women with matching pets that are blatant allusions to genitals

-gay punks staring at each other across a pool

-ghosts cryptically looking for an unnamed individual

-french men named shit

-drunk men passed out in the middle of the road, blocking everyone from getting to work

-poor wee lesbians who just got dumped

-old blokes who go down the beach every day and clean up litter out of the goodness of their heart

-buff women with gorgeous anime eyes