I pee in my pants sometimes when i get nervous

want doof, alphys, undyne and perry to play cards together

Thinking abt alphys and doof friendship again

Doof: i grew up in a country called drusselstein

Alphys: wow! The surface is so big and there are so many places i've never heard of...

Doof: ah dont worry about it, most of our neighbors dont even know about it. So, where are you from?

Alphys: hotland

Doof: haha! Yeah, baby! Up top!
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Alphys: you have a daughter? How old are you?

Doof: 47

Alphys: wow...im only 27...i never would have guessed you were so much older than me!

Doof, flattered: oh wow, thank you!!!

Alphys: i-its kinda hard for me to tell how old humans are-

Doof: oh.
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Alphys: your brother's the mayor? Oh, wow that must be so cool!

Doof, clearly not enthused: yeah. Cool.

Alphys: oh, s-sorry. Are things with your brother...?

Doof: nah, dont worry about it.

Alphys: no no, i get it!!! I have four brothers, so i know what its like

Doof: wow... really? Four?

Alphys: yup.

Doof: man, younger brothers though, am i right?

Alphys: a-actually im the youngest

Doof: oh.

Alphys, awkwardly: yeah.

Doof: i mean with four, i just figured my chances were pretty good

Alphys: haha yeah

Doof: wow, though, with four what are the odds of you not having a single-

Alphys: i get it
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Alphys: o-oh gosh. I-i've uh- i've been talking too long

Doof: dont worry about it. Listen, if anyone knows anything about talking too much, its me. *proceeds to go on a 2 hour long ramble about why he talks too much*