𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐊 → 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍.

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𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 :

mason
sage

MASON
are you taking the fucking piss?

SAGE😐
?

MASON
are. you. taking. the. piss.
MASON
cause im 🤏🏼 this fucking
close to going to fuck up
this guy. i swear to god
sage

SAGE😐
ohhhhh that
SAGE😐
how does it feel lol

MASON
nah nah nah
MASON
i didn't say i would go get
another girl pregnant.
that's disrespectful as fuck.
MASON
and you just let him say
that shit? wtf

SAGE😐
now u kno how i felt
with sasha and all
ur other bitches

MASON
I NEVER SAID I'D GET
THEM PREGNANT THO
MASON
fuck sake sage

SAGE😐
why u mad? worry
about ur new gf xoxo

MASON
why you bringing her up? she
has nothing to do with this.
MASON
u want another baby? i'll
give you another one. shit
i'll give you twins if u want

SAGE😐
lmao

MASON
i'm the only man that's allowed
to give you kids. not aitch, tams,
kepa or any other guy.

SAGE😐
what if i want aitch
to give me a baby hm?

MASON
yeah well his dicks too
small to do anything
MASON
ur baby will come out 3'4

SAGE😐
niggas be so bitter😭😭

MASON
course im fuckin bitter
MASON
you're not fucking aitch

SAGE😐
okay so don't fuck ur new
girl then

MASON
okay so let me fuck u then

SAGE😐
nah

MASON
so what now😐?

SAGE😐
you're on your own luv

MASON

MASONu comin to my mums bbq thing tomorrow?

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MASON
u comin to my mums bbq
thing tomorrow?

SAGE😐
course

MASON
ill come pick you up
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YO NEY SUNNY INIT😮‍💨
deccers
money mase
saka
marcus
jlingz
sanch
foden
jack
JB
raz

JLINGZ
so... did u get back with
sage

MONEY MASE
lmfao no
MONEY MASE
we maturely decided to co-parent

RAZ
oh fuck off😭😭😭

MARCUS
"maturely" lol BYE

JACK
you don't even understand
the meaning of maturity

MONEY MASE
suck ur mum
MONEY MASE
but i'm taking her to my mums
tomorrow so, progress?

SAKA
yh thats defo gonna go
tits up

MONEY MASE
fuck u
MONEY MASE
anyone know what happened
with madders and analay?

DECCERS
nah but i think she's staying
at lando's tonight so not
good i guess

SANCHO
lando norris?

MONEY MASE
no lando the fucking
dinosaur

JB
do you think they'll sort
it out?

MONEY MASE
analay is hella petty, she'll
probably drag this on for months

SANCH
madders is worse
SANCH
he'll straight up ignore
her if it gets down to it

MONEY MASE
rip their relationship LMFAO
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- T 🖤 !
a lil insight on madders
and analay

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