Divide and conquer was your groups plan.
Marco had called Sabo to let him know what was going on, the younger blond staying at the hotel with Koala incase Luffy showed up there. Law would be checking out the area around the hotel for the energetic goofball.
Robin would be dropping off a very drunk Ace at the hotel, before joining in on the search. She was supposed to drop you off as well, but you clung to Marco so tightly that your boyfriend just decided to take you with him.
Marco had called Zoro to see where he was at and if he had seen Luffy. Unfortunately the moss head hadn't seen his friend since separating (getting lost) from your group. Marco had then taken your phone and called Killer, the shaggy blond hadn't seen Luffy either. And Kid was too invested with a group of strippers to have noticed anything.
"He probably smelled something good." You slurred, your limbs still tightly wound around your lover. It made it difficult for Marco to search for his brother, especially since you kept pressing your breasts against his face.
"Maybe, can you hold still yoi?" Marco mumbled against your flesh, his arms struggling to hold on to your wiggling legs. He knew that you were the cuddly and energetic type of drunk, but he didn't think that it was this bad.
Marco turned down a street that was lined with restaurants, hoping to see his brother gorging himself in one of the restaurants. He got some odd looks from some by passers, most likely from the way you clung onto your boyfriend.
Unfortunately Marco had no luck in spotting his younger brother in any of the restaurants. And none of the people that he had stopped to ask had seen him.
"There he is!" You suddenly jumped out of Marco's arms, the blond nearly dropping you on your head as he quickly let go of your legs. You steady yourself as much as drunk person could and took off down an alley way. Your lover following close behind you.
You scared some poor alley cats as you ran down the alley, you came to a stop in front of a ramen shop that was tucked between all the buildings. Marco was quite amazed that in your drunk haze that you were able to spot this place, he didn't even notice it.
At least Luffy was indeed there and you hadn't mistaken anyone else for the young male. There was however a very scantily clad lady next to him, her very large breasts pressed against his shoulder.
"There you are Luffy, we've been looking all over for you yoi." Marco huffed as he walked up to his younger brother and gently nudged him away from the strange lady.
"It's quite alright, I was looking after your charming little brother." Purred the lady, she curled her fingers through her purple locks of hair. She stepped forward once again pushing her breasts onto Luffy, he was so focused on eating that he didn't even notice.
"Right, thanks yoi." Marco said as he once again pulled his brother away from the lady. Luffy dragged his bowl of ramen along with himself, not caring about what was going on around him.
Marco pulled some money out of his wallet to pay for what was probably an inhuman amount of ramen. His movements were halted by some red painted nails.
"No need for that cutie, it's on me." The lady, you really just thought of her as a bimbo at this point, clasped her hand around Marco's and pulled it up to her chest. "You can pay be back in a different way~"
You may have been drunk but you knew what the bimbo was hinting at. You stomped over and harshly shoved the lady away from your boyfriend. "Back off bitch!"
Marco was mildly impressed that you could move properly while drunk. Although he knew it was best to stop you before the fight got serious, he didn't need in the hospital or jail.
"(Y/N) let's just-"
"Who you calling a bitch? Ya' bitch!" The bimbo shrieked as she slapped you in the face. "This is my street, so you back of!"
Is she insinuating that I'm a prostitute?
To be fair your choice of clubbing attire could cause someone to mistake you for one. But that's not what pissed you off, what pissed you off was that she was trying to get both Luffy and your boyfriend to go to bed with her. Plus the slap to the face just made your already fuzzy head even fuzzier.
"I'll back off when you stop throwing yourself at my boyfriend and his brother!" You hollered, you swung at her face hitting her square in the nose. The impact caused the girl to fall over as she clutched onto her now bloody nose.
"That's enough yoi." Marco quickly tossed some money to the ramen owner, grabbed both you and Luffy and ran off.
You weren't sure how you guys got back to the hotel so quickly, probably because your drunk mind wasn't focused on anything while running. At least all your friends were there when you three got back.
"Hey Marco we couldn't- oh, you found Luffy. What happened?" Sabo asked as he took a look at your face. There was red imprint of a hand on your face from when the prostitute slapped you.
"Nothing. (Y/N) just punched a prostitute yoi." Marco casually stated.
"A what? Hey what happened!?" Sabo shouted after Marco as he led you to your room.
"I'm putting these two to bed yoi."
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Road Trip Hell (Marcoxreader)
FanfictionNothing says fun like a spontaneous road trip Luffy decided to plan(more like not plan). From a crappy van, to no place to stay at night and a crush that doesn't notice you. What isn't fun about it?