The Fox's Third Flash of Hope

Interviews: Do You Believe in Luck?

The original plan was a special for 20th chapter and another one for the holiday, but since they pretty much coincide, I'm just too lazy to write two.

Rasu: Well, I guess it kind of plays a role n battle...............Do you believe in luck, Tomaru?
"Arf! Grrrr..........."
That's a yes........I think.

I(Interviewer): What do you mean "you think"?

Rasu: Don't ask. Tomaru's a bit touchy on this type of stuff.

I: *sweat drop*
.................
All right, next.

Koruro: Of course luck exists. It determines pretty much everything.

I: like what?

Koruro: setting, people, power level, state of being, duration, teammates, enem-

I: ok that's good enough. Next.

Hituro: you're asking me?

I: yep.

Hituro: well.........

*three minute silence*

I: uhhhhhh................you don't really have any thoughts on this do you........?

Hituro: I'm sorry...............

I: n-no, it's fine. Now to Shikadai's team.

Shikabe: you woke me up for a question like that?

I: um, yes?

Shikabe: it was plain bad luck you being able to find me and waking me up. *goes back to sleep*

I: ..........?!

Choi: if I answer that question, will you buy me a snack?

I: on second thought, nevermind.

Inora: well, duh! Are you crazy? Luck is just a myth! What are your intentions in asking that, huh? Are you trying to get people to join a cult or something? That's it, right? You're trying to convert everyone to a ridiculous religion that is clearly false! Get out-

I: *runs away and narrowly escapes a punch* hopefully Boruto's team is slightly less insane..........

Niju: if it does exist, only bad luck is bestowed upon humans.

I: oh.

Penami: Ah, how do I explain this......? Luck kind of helps, but that's only in situations you don't need it in, and when you do need it it hates you................

I: I see.

Sarada: did my students give you a hard time?

I: yours weren't that bad.

Sarada: good. I stick to my belief that luck really isn't that important.

Shikadai: I really don't care about the subject of that question.

I: um, if I may ask, is that Yamanaka girl always like that......?

Shikadai: like what?

I: she tried to beat me up as soon as the question left my mouth.......

Shikadai: oh. Well, she may have been dropped as an infant once or twice. Or five times.

I: *slightly horrified* I-I see.

Boruto: hey, hey, what about my three?

I: Penami and Niju were quite nice, but I still can't find Kansen anywhere.......

Boruto: that so? Knowing that redhead, she's in a super high place somewhere. Oh, there's Senai. You could ask her. By the way, luck really is important.

Senai: hmm? Luck?

I: *nods*

Senai: well, that's something I'll keep to myself. Oh, and Kansen's up on the top of that skyscraper over there. *smiles with closed eyes* good luck.

I: *looks at said building* E-EEEHHHH?!

*fifteen minutes and a minor acrophobia attack later*

Kansen: Stop right there.

I: yes........?

Kansen: you're asking me if I believe in luck, right?

I: yes......? How did you know? (The interviewer hasn't asked the question yet lol)

Kansen: I could hear you asking everyone about it.

I: So what's your answer?

Kansen: luck loooves crushing people's hopes and dreams. And how did you get up here?

I: o-oh......I took the elevator.

Kansen: I see. Then you should have no problem getting off this hundred storied building. Even though you're shaking like that. See ya! *jumps off edge*

I: w-wait don't leave me up here alone! *begins to panic*

Kansen: *already out of sight and hearing range*

I: god dammit why did I volunteer for this job.

Ahaha and that's it. I wrote that in half an hour despite the fact that I should be doing my English homework XD

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2015! Did you get pinched for not wearing green?