Narrator's rants en life

Number 1 game i hate the most, and don't enjoy at all

Monopoly....shocker I know you may be asked "But narrator, that does not count as a game" no ...it does, there are many versions on console and PC...and they all I just...urg random as fuuuuuu and not in a good way. Everything, and anything is in the luck of the dice, the only thing you choose, is what to build or sell....simple, when the fact that you can have the best space, but odds are that is never gonna land...bugs me. The fact that the whole game, is random on where to go, and what happens. I can never pre-plan anything. So I can buy any building and it might go well, or suck and do nothing waiting my money. Not even going to talk about how jail is more useful, seeing that I still get money why I am in jail, and hey, Rolling doubles are easy, only in jail. Also...I just don't enjoy it, when I ever play it I just don't have fun at all. Really thinking hard, the game is old, and they never changed it but....if you ever ask me to play and my friends knows this also. I would slap you to and fro, fro and to.