Narrator's rants en life

The next season of logs (part 3, The forgotten horsemen)

Sara tries to make a Didney Worrrrl(Disney Fortress)in Argentina, builds a really flimsy wall out of sticks instead.
Phill is in Irkusk, because he tried to visit Chernobel and got lost. He unites his armies and tries to find Chernobel, but instead finds SGI, since he's a part of SGI. He just waltzes in and isn't bothered by SGI's guards.
Les and Dr.Mann, in Alaska, tries to find the perfect snow to build a perfect snowman for Siris' body. He searches all of Alaska but doesn't find any.
Alex, in Skandinavia, tries to figure out how to use the bird super pen, but accidentally tears up the instruction manuel, and it falls in a puddle.
After drowning his sorrows over Deleanor in a pub in Ireland, Charles tries to run for Mayor. He reads HOW TO BE A MAYOR FOR DUMMIES. He gets nowhere. HIs robots are more likely to be mayor than him.
Sara gets resources from Mr. Moesby to build a better wall, human bodies. Mr. Moesby makes it rain, and a fortress made of money emerges from the ground. Moesby takes Sara back to Disney HQ. Disney now owns America.
Phil tries to take over Anime to rival Disney, but in his encouragement speech for himself, he realizes that he's standing on a really radioactive tower.
Les tries to make pure snow with Dr. Mann's science, but the Frozen snow monster forms out of it. "Ah shit." And then the snow monster locks Dr. Mann and Les' hands together with handcuffs made out of unmeltable ice
The Wa's appear with the snow monster. The Wa's tell the snow monster to attack, making it super triggered. It kicks the Wa's into the atmosphere, completely pummeling them.
.Hugh, Narrator, and Sam are chilling at a coffee shop.
Siris goes to visit Disney's Money Fortress in Argentina. One of Disney's officers recognizes him and gives him a hug because Siris killed Justin Beber. They let him deep into the fortress.
Phil notices that the earth is being covered by a giant domes. Its getting colder. A giant purple energy drill is drilling into Afganistan. Charles notices the dome covering his Ireland. Brazil is covered, as is the Conga. And in LA. And Alaska. Indonisia. Egypt. Kanchuntca. The domes cover the continents. The pillars are in the places mentioned above. Charles sees monsters coming out of the pillar in Great Britain. Charles is unnerved. A giant snake appears by Charles. The monsters = The Inklings.
Charles goes back to the pub and drinks pints of MacCutchen scotch while his robots defend him from the Inklings, dogs made of ink.
Sara finds out that Nicholas Cage is on the enemy's side.
Phil tries to harness the nuclear power of Chernobel, and tries to make an atomic energy beam. It's basically the tiny gun from MIB.
Dr. Mann builds hair dryer for Les to fight the snowman with. Les slapps him.
Alex strikes the dome with her Red Firanic Sword. It rebounds off. The wall ripples. Charles sees the ripples and the snake looks at the ocean.
Cwdy sees a bunch of robots in Australia and runs away.
Siris tries to touch the wall with the rhynium crystal and it catches fire.
Charles steals 5 bottles of MacCutchen from the bar and starts to run away through the sewers but encounters a dog. Its the dog that Henry ate in a previous life.
Moesby tries to track down Nicholas Cage.
Sara tries to convince Moesby to stay in the Fortress, but since Sara is invisible, Moesby thinks its the voices again.
Phil charges the pillar over Asia with his MIB gun and his followers. Phil obliterates the monsters with his gun, and his Phil's army of nuclear mutants protects him.
Cwdy runs to Mark Chuttman for protection. Chuttman ralies all 3 people in Australia to help him in his fight.
Les tries to poke the giant snowman's eye, but his eye poker breaks.
Dr. Mann grabs a steampunk fist from his backback, and it jabs the monster in the eyes. Mann grabs some pure snow and hightails it with Les.
Gaston had his Disney armies to punch the wall. They start dying from punching it.
Oscyarrbot punches the wall and creates a small hole which recloses.
Alex talks to Narrator, and then Hugh. Sam says pass the weed. Hugh gives some vague information about the placement of the domes. Red 2 Blue 2 Yellow 2 Brown and Green 0 Purple 1.
Charles tries to kill the dog by stomping on it, but the dog bites his ankle. The robots take Charles into the sewers, he's safe now.
Charles gets a call from Joon Sang, now a real estate agent, who says he's going to teleport him soon and hangs up.
Sara randomly calls a bunch of celebreties to see if they know where Nick Cage is. They don't.
Phil tries to separate the enemy forces from the pillar. And succeeds.
Les and Mann run away from the snowman and are stopped by Disney's border patrol. They don't have their green cards.
Cwdy tries to eat a snickers bar but the Wa's show up and slap it out of his hand.Paper Waluigi throws bombs at Cwdy. The Wa's and Cwdy are blown up with bombs and are ricocheted off of the dome.
Siris and Jalex see monsters coming out of the sea. The monsters are trying to break a wall.
Jalix burns the wall, Sirus places the crystal and the run through the hole it creates.
Poolsiden surfs on a pool-noodle raft wave thing and says, "yo what's happening.
Meanwhile surfing USA plays throughout the world
Alex wonders where Oscar is, calles him on the phone and askes him if the man in red's pharanic sword could be use by him to walk through walls. Oscar says he needs pure ink which can be found in madagascar. Uncle grampa intervenes and plants a plot hole in the middle of the ocean.
Jonathan be like woosh!
Charales trys to dig under the wall and finds lots of dirt.
Sarah trys to trap Mr. Cage with pure energy but can't find the vukes but sees someone like Phill from the future
Phill trys to shoot the pillar in kamchutca and it returns the pulse and knockes em off his feet.
Charles gets beamed up by junesung.
Somone trys to lock into somthing and fails.
Dr Mann trys to take a short cut and gets denied. And says "aaw man why do I always roll so low?"
Somone say Mr. Cage is dead. Poolsiden goes to madagascar and fails but the walls fall down in aus. The Wa's show up. Jalex smakes stuff into the water. Poolsiden summens the Quacken!!! And they ride off underground.