We're the Pogues, and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.
Season 1 ✅
Season 2 ✅
*don't own anything or anyone besides Sage and her story!*
Started: April 20th 2020
Finished: August 18th 2021
WILL COME BACK FOR SEASON THREE
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They arrived back to where the other Pogues were.
They quickly got out of the car, "Oh- speaking of the freakin devil. Look who it is! The tortoise and the tortoise. Just a couple hours late. Where the hell were you guys?" Pope yelled out.
"Paternal complications." Sage stated for the both of them.
"Luke was at the Chateau." JJ said as he got the stuff out of the trunk.
"Oh great! While you were having family time with your pops John B got bit by a gator!" Pope exclaimed.
Sages eyes widen looking at her brother in panic. "What?"
"Like for real?" JJ asked.
"Yes for real!"
"Yes JJ!"
"Does it look like we're joking?"
"Okay what the hell happened?" Sage asked wanting more details on how her brother got bit by a gator.
"I got bit by a gator!"
"He got bit by a gator!"
"Yeah no shit!" Sage yelled, "I don't know why I'm being yelled when I put my ass on the line to get the fucking car."
They continued to yell at each other, JJ putting his hands on his head, not liking the fighting.
"SHUT UP!"
They all stopped, looking at JJ in shock. "Seriously guys I cant take it anymore! Alright! Everyone just cut it out for a second!" He chuckled.
He leaned against the tree, everyone watching. "Look- I just helped my dad leave this island for good. Like he's not ever coming back." He told them, "He's straight up like the Spanish. Just, Bon Voyage."
"That's not the right language." Sarah whispered.
"All we got," JJ continued, "and I know for a fact all I got is you guys, okay?" He looked at Sage, "You're it. And I've come to close, to losing you. All of you!"
"I mean like shit you almost drowned," He pointed to key, "Pope you were kidnapped, Sarah you've been shot. John B you were almost dinner for a freakin gator bro. And Sage- fuck you also almost drown you were also kidnapped, and you were also shot- like shit! So many things have happened to you we cant even list them all."
"So us blaming each other is some kook-ass bullshit, all right?" JJ said, "We don't do that. Okay? We're Pogues." He finished, "Sorry that was a lot right now. I didn't mean to-,"
He was cut off by the rest of them clapping. "Well done." Pope said as he clapped.
"I gotta be honest that was the best frickin speech you've ever given." John B said, "Also you should think about like a Rosetta Stone because your Spanish and French are flip flopped."
