Miraculous Crossover One-Shots

Me? Homophobic? Bitch please.

(When I wrote that I immediately thought about Nick Fury saying "Bitch please you've been to space." To Peter Parker in Spider-man: Far From Home...)

Marinette was just sitting in class day dreaming about her girlfriend.

Wait.

Let's me stop you there.

I need to explain.

*Cough Cough*

Once upon a time there was a girl born. That girl had midnight blue hair and bluebell eyes. Her eyes shined brighter than any eyes her mother has seen. Brighter than her twin brother's jade green eyes. And his eyes were pretty bright too.

So instead of her grandfather killing her off. She was kept. Because her and her brother were true holders of the miraculous of the ladybug and black cat. This formed an alliance with the Order of the Guardians and the League of Assassins.

At the age of 10 the League got attacked and her and her brother were sent to their father. Bruce Wayne. But after that the Great Guardian called Marinette for an urgent need in Paris 3 years later. So now she is in Paris, fighting an emotional terrorist at the age of 13. 4 years later she defeats that terrorist.

In the mean time she was living with people named Tom and Sabine Dupain-Cheng. She posed as their daughter. Anyways she went to school and made some friends. Those friends turned on her because of a liar 2 years later. And once that happened she met a very pretty girl named Kagami and started dating her.

...

Back to the story.

Marinette looks at the time. Then looks at Chloe. Who had became one of her best friends, and she is dating her twin soooo. Chloe looks at her.

"What?" She whispers.

"I wanna see Gami." Marinette whines softly.

"There are only-"

Suddenly the bell rings and Marinette squeals.

"Never mind class is over." Chloe says.

"Gami is picking me up! I get to see Gami!" Marinette says childishly.

She then sprints out of class with Chloe following close behind. Marinette makes it to the front of the school and waits on the steps, bouncing on her feet, for her girlfriend to arrive.

"MARINETTE HOW DARE YOU!" Her ex-best friend screams.

"What-" Marinette turns around to see Alya marching toward her while holding a crying Lila.

"How DARE you make fun of Lila for being bisexual!" Alya growls.

"A-a-a-a-alya i-it's o-o-o-kay!" Lila fake sobs.

"NO IT'S NOT!" Alya says.

"WAIT! Are you IMPLYING that I'm HOMOPHOBIC?" Marinette asks in shock.

"Well you are!" Alya snaps.

"Me? Homophobic? BITCH PLEASE!" Marinette then laughs.

"Stop laughing! You are very much homophobic if you make fun of Lila!" Alya growls.

Suddenly Marinette catches sight of Kagami stepping out of her car.

"GAMI!" Marinette suddenly turns into her childish personality and runs to Kagami and crushes her into a hug.

"EEEE! I missed you so much!" Marinette says as she looks up at Kagami. Kagami just chuckles.

"MARIENTTE! I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU!" Alya says as she stomps forward.

"Uuggghh. Alya! I'm not homophobic!" Marinette says.

Chloe then cracks up laughing.

"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Marinette? Homophobic? Marinette could never!"

"What would you know!" Alya growls.

"If I'm really homophobic than why would I do this." Marinette says then turns to Kagami with an apologetic smiles and then crashes her lips onto Kagami's.

Everyone who was around them gasped in shock. Well.. except Chloe.

And to their surprise... KAGAMI FREAKING KISSED BACK!

As they pulled away they were panting.

"Anyways! WHY WOULD I MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR BEING BISEXUAL WHEN I AM BISEXUAL!" Marinette screams.

Alya takes a step back.

"Plus if I WASN'T bisexual... I still wouldn't make fun of anybody! I would support them! HELL Chloe is literally in a relationship with my twin brother and their boyfriend!" Marinette says.

"That's a lie! You don't have siblings!" Alya growls.

"Last time I check she did...." Suddenly Damian walks up to them with Jon walking beside him.

"DAMI! JONNY!" Chloe screams as she crushes them in a hug.

"See! Damian IS my twin! I'm only here in Paris for a mission that has already been completed. But since it is completed I'll be taking my leave!" Marinette says as she begins to walk away with Kagami.

But she stops.

"Oh and! My name IS NOT Marinette Dupain-Cheng it is Marinette al Ghul Wayne. Daughter of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul and twin to Damian al Ghul Wayne. Anyways TOODLES! I have to go pack because I wanna go home." Marinette mummers the last part.

She then walks away, hand in hand with Kagami.

Damian looks at Alya with disgust.

"My father is suing you and your class. Hope you have lawyers." Damian then walks away with his boyfriend and girlfriend.

Alya stands there, mouth basically on the floor. Lila is very pale. Everyone around them has shocked looks on their faces.

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A/N- Yes we love a bisexual queen :)