Slender Woods

Meet the others part 1

Merri here, yay! New POV!!

:Jeff's POV:

I was really having a great day, like, I had went out at 2 in the morning and killed at least a dozen people. And Jane seemed cooler with me than normal. You know, like, usually she would try to pulverize me if I were to say anything about her body, but today she didn't even leave the room. The feeling was amazing, and I have no f**king clue why.

Yeah, my day was that close to perfect, when Observer just walks purposely towards me.

I hate all proxies, besides Toby, due to, well, f**king everything about them. Like, example, I hate Observer because he thinks I smell bad. Well, what the f**k man, I am rather good at hygiene, (as in a bath once a month or so. :P)
and I don't reek. Its manly scent, really, if he had it too perhaps he wouldn't be that forever alone ass pasta.

So, back there he walks right up to me and requests I go to Slendy's office immediately. I knew it, I knew he would do it someday...

He probably pranked me, saying I did something really bad to get Slendy involved. Or maybe Masky did it, or maybe... yes... they are working together to get me in trouble, those damn proxies.

I take all the time I wanted to get to Slendy's office, which was worth it because I got a chance to trip Hoodie on the stairs. Ha, he must of had fun. When I finally got to his office, actually, before his office, I felt his static.

Looks like ol' Slendy is really pissed off. Probably at me, but do I look like I give a f**k?

"Jeffery Woods..." Slendy started as soon as I walked in.
"The next time you are told to come immediately, you come immediately." he said, his words echoing in my mind.

In the room with Slendy are these two teens, probably some random kids off the streets. I have no idea what he is thinking, but I do not want to play babysitter.

"No Slendy," I say loudly, cutting off Slendy before he even started.
"I am not watching over them. Make Masky do it, all he does is sit on his fat ass and-"

"That is enough, Jeffery. Now shut up before I get someone to stitch it shut"
I go silent.

"Thank you. Now I did not call you up here to babysit, if that's what your thinking. In fact, you are here to introduce Kat and Volt to everybody. Is that hard?"

"Hard!? This is going to take days! We don't even all live here at once!"

"Well," Slendy says, looking annoyed for a faceless man
" Just introduce them to everyone in the house, and the others we will do as time passes. Now off you go"

And he just shoves me out the f**king door and slams the door behind me with a tentacle. Kat and Volt wait for me to get up. Damn Slendy, didn't even leave me with a choice. I guess I finish the job fast as possible...

"Hey guys, I am Jeff the killer, though you can call me Jeff, and today I am going to introduce you to everybody!" I say with some sarcasm. However, they did not even seem to notice.

"Well, uhh.. okay.." Volt says, or I'd guess so because what kind of a chick would have that as a name?

"So, yeah, go on" Kat says.

"Well, the first person would be, umm... Observer!"

I only picked him because he was back at his desk, doing computer shit. He did not look up, and simply states his presence.

"Yeah, hi."

Literally, that's like, all he said.

"Now, Observer is a pasta who, well, um, observes things."
Only doing this crap to avoid stupid questions. Lucky for me they are being a rather quiet audience.

Since they had no comments, I moved along. We walked out of the office and down the hall. Halfway down the hall, the teenage boy asks a question. Wow, why didn't he ask perhaps, a minute ago?

"Umm... Jeff the killer?"

Seriously.
"You know, you could just call me Jeff," I growl
"And what?"

"How many creepypastas are there, exactly?"

Well, not a dumb question, like, oh hey! Why are you called Jeff the killer?

"Well," I say. "I could only say there are a lot, more than I ever bothered to count. Not everyone even lives here, so you will only be seeing a small portion of them."

"Does anyone know how many there are?" Asks Kat.

"Eh, Slendy, his brothers, and his proxies, okay?"

"Are you a proxy?"

"What? Eww... to work with Masky? No."

I hear somebody coming up the stairs. Yes! Senpai noticed me, no more damn questions!

"Now anyways," I say to catch their attention.
"This, is Jane the Killer, or Jane. She has the sexiest body in-"

"Okay, stop the advertising, what are you doing Jeff?" Jane asks me angrily. She did not seem happy with my compliment, maybe it was the use of the word 'sex.'

"Oh I..."I make sure that my voice sounded important.

"...Am showing Kat and Volt here who is who in this mansion. Slendy's orders."

"I have not even seen who you shown them, and I know you are doing the shittiest job in history of this job."

Jane walks over to Kat, and asks her nicely

"Hey, I'm Jane, nice to meet you, now, I'd like to ask, would you prefer me or Jeff doing the tour.

There was not even an argument, they both chose Jane. Damn, she's good. I am kinda upset she took my job, but you know, maybe I will tag along, to make comments, to be by Jane, and of course to learn how the f**k to do this next time so Slendy won't skin me alive.

She hasn't even started, and I know she is doing a better job than me.