Slender Woods

Kittens! :3 :3

:Jeff's POV:

Silee is so... damn.... well, you see

She is like a cross between Jane, Masky, and Phantom.

She doesn't speak to anyone, literally. Kat had explained that her mouth was sewn up, but that could be as easy as saying Masky was wearing makeup, because she never took the damn mask off. I'm just suggesting now that's she's pretty ugly not to, like I conclude with Masky.

She does have a nice body, though, I'll say, but I'll leave other perverts to say that in her face.(Not that I'm a pervert myself, :P)

And why Silee? I know that is not her real name, but it makes no sense.

Examples: Jane the Killer is a killer,(and a sexy one too,) Ben Drowned drowned, Volt is an electric nerd who just happens to be cool.

But Silee is...

I'm killing my brain cells, god dammit.

"Hey, uh, Jeff, what are you doing?"

"I'm brain ranting about Silee.. Uh... Nothing..."

Volt just stared.

"You like her or have a problem? Either way, if she finds out..."

"I was there, you know. She stuck her f**king machete through Observer. 'Thank god' he was an entity."

"You know... Her name is Silence. Silee is a nickname."

Seems legit, nerd.

"Hey Jeff?"

"What?"

"Do you want to go on a killing spree?"

I overlooked Volt to try to see what type of hunting companion he'd be.

"Uh.. Maybe.."

"Please?"

"..."

"Could I?"

"Ugh, fine, but don't talk like that, you sound like a girl."

:timeskip le Merri thanks to Bloody Painter face planting in de background:

We made it to the house, and we got in, though the window, of course.

"Come on," I tell Volt.

"The family is upstairs."

Volt wasn't listening.

"Awww! They're soo cute!"

I followed Volt's gaze to a large basket on the ground. Some kittens were sleeping within.

"Volt... Volt not now... Why are you acting so gay? Hoodie would think you're gay.."

"Volt snapped back into attention. Yes..yes.. Works everytime, on everybody..(except goddamn Hoodie himself.)

" What you looking at?"

He begins to stalk up the stairs.

"Let's finish the job." He said, halfheartedly.

Never have I seen such a f**king huge family. There were like, six or seven damn kids. Some were still up.

I think it's way past bedtime, they should maybe, go to sleep.

I walked into the room where some kids were doing video games or whatever. I should have brought Benny, or maybe Dark Link.

In fact, where was Volt?

I finished off the kids, then walked up to the master bedroom. The door was open a crack. I kicked the door open, only to find two drenched corpses, a toppled bucket on the ground, and several lashes of a copper whip.

Faster than I thought, Volty.

He was downstairs, with the kittens again.

"Awww! Jeff they're so cute!! Can I keep one??"

Jesus.

"No, you can't keep the damn kittens." I answered without emotion.

"Pleeaaasse Jeff? Just one? This one?"

"What's with you and cats? No."

"But they're so-"

"No."

I sighed. Younger people never let go. So I did what I had to do:

I ditched him, and walked all the way home.

But he followed like a lost dog.

And I am f**kin annoyed to report that Slender let him keep it.

It's name is Sparks, and it follows Volt around.

Ghhhh...

Hey... It's finally here! Sorry for the wait, guys!

As you all know, I was working on There.In.That.House. it's still not done, but I bet it's been forever since I last updated.

I also want to mention that I want to shorten my chapters. These are way to long for constant update,especially in a writer's block.

Enjoy!!