Slender Woods

Stupid

So remember I told you guys all of random, slightly off topic shorts? Well, here is one now.

:EJ's POV:
Yeah, I know. Today should be exiteing, for there are these new creepypastas in the house, but I'm just so bored. I am not even alone, either. Jeff is here with me, and Ben. Ben does not normally live here, he's here to visit, like many of the cyber pastas, and the girls, do. We all live in different mansions, but we still all get together.

Jeff was watching some little kid show, I think MLP, but when I decided to investigate the commercials were on, and Ben made an idea of wrecking all the commercials. Hoodie was in there, but he was just pacing and saying "bored" over and over, so I threatened to take his kidney. He cried and ran away, pussy. Sometimes, I wonder if Slender was drunk when he got his proxies, or at least, some of them.

So it was just us, dying of boredness, when Kat walked into the room. Wait, isn't she a new pasta? Suddenly I was struck with an idea.

"Hey, Jeff," I whispered.

"What?"

"Shhhhhh.."

"Okay," he whispered back, "what?"

"I know what we can do now. Let's do the reaction test on Kat." I gesture towards her. Ben climbed out of the TV screen, he also somehow seemed interested.

"Alright then, Eyeless Jack, you start it off." Jeff whispered, and for the record, he sucked at whispering. Somehow Kat did not hear a word.

I decide I will first try being flirty, I don't really know why, that was just what I thought up. I walked right up to the couch she was sitting on and sat down next to her. No reaction, I think it has to be creepier. So I looked her in the eye, and said in a seductive tone
"Hey, girl, want to go on a date?"
Look, I'm sorry I am not creative. I was shit nervous, okay?

Kat gives me a weird look, then replies "I'm sorry, but we like just met, and you instantly try to hit on me? What the hell is wrong with you?"

Damn, she's good. Maybe Jeff will have better luck. Before I left the scene, I tried one last time.
"Well, if you ever interested, I'm always-"

She snaps "Look, mister, how about you practice your porn on someone else?" Okay, I'm leaving.

I sneak back to the other's hiding spot, where I receive warm welcome.

"Wow, EJ, you made her angry..." Ben teases, while Jeff holds back a laugh, and asks
"So, EJ, you have the hots for her?"

"Dude, did you think that was real? No, I was trying to weird her out."

"Well, it is my turn to mess with her..."

Jeff leaves our hiding spot, (under a table in the next room, don't ask, Benny's idea.) and walked purposely up towards her. She looks up at him as he stops right in front of her and..

"Phfft... Really?" Ben giggles. Jeff just starts pretending to be a chicken, you know, fold your arms to resemble wings, flap them, and make the most obnoxious chicken sounds. He looked simply ridiculous, and Kat's face, it was priceless. It was like the ultimate cross between grossed out, annoyed, and simply pissed off. Benny almost blew our cover, before plunging into the outlet, and started making the TV do other stupid things, like show YouTube videos, mess up characters, and making the audio either too loud or too soft. It was hurting my sensitive ears, as you all know I am legally blind.

I did not join, but instead left the scene. It has been only five minutes, and it is already too much for me. I leave, and head to my room, where there would be some nice fresh kidneys to eat. Look, I don't want the blame.

:Kat's POV:
Wtf is going on? Why is the TV going crazy, and Jeff acting like a retard? Was EJ serious about what he said to me? Well, I punched Jeff and left the room, neglecting the nutty television. Sometimes, I wonder... What is wrong with these people?