Ropo: This is such a bad idea.
Jack: Then why are you coming along?
Ropo: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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*Ropo and Jack are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Jack: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Ropo, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Donny: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Donut: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Donny: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Donut: I prevented a murder today!
Donny: Really? How?
Donut: Self-control.
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Donut: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Donny: Thank you
Donut: I didn't say that was a good thing
Donny: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Raven: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Leo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Raven: I can explain.
Leo: Can you?
Raven: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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*The squad right before Raven's wedding*
Leo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Ropo: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Carly: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Donny: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Scuba Steve, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
(Technically, I could've gone for the Love Island wedding for this but eh-)
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Raven: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Leo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Raven: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Ropo: Actually I did the math, Leo would have $225, not $0.15.
Leo: Fam I'm right here...
Donny: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Raven: while you're there could you buy me an apple juice, please?
Donny: Sorry I only have a dollar
Raven: :(
Ropo: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Leo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Donny: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Ropo: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Tiny Turtle: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Ropo: Apply juice to what
Little Lizard: Directly to the forehead
Leo: Great chat everyone
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*Squad reactions to being told, "I love you"*
Raven: Can I get a refund
Leo: Thanks fam!
Ropo: *cries* I love you too
Donny: Sounds fake but okay
Tiny Turtle: N o .
Little Lizard: What, why?
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Scuba Steve: Hewwo.
Leo: Hihiiiiii!
Tiny Turtle: Greetings, Humans.
Donny: Three kinds of people
Ropo: I want pudding.
Donny: Four kinds of people.
Carly: WHAT'S UP SUCKERS?
Donny: Five kinds of people.
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Raven: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Leo: >:O language
Leah: Yeah watch your fucking language
Donny: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LEAH THE FUCK WORD?
Scuba Steve: 'The fuck word'.
Tiny Turtle: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Ropo: Oh my god he censored it
Little Lizard: Say fuck, TT.
Raven: Do it, TT. Say fuck.
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*Carly and Donny sitting in jail together*
Donny: So who should we call?
Carly: I'd call Donut, but I feel safer in jail
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Carly: What time is it?
Donny: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Donny: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Donut: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Donny: It's 2 am
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Hm. I now want to make a chat fic all of a sudden.
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Little Club quotes and stuff #2
RandomTHIS IS OLD, a lot of my thoughts may have change so take this with a grain of salt please. I'm cringy :( Only reason this is still up is because people seem to like it, so.
