*step step step step step step*
Yuki walks along the mall rather silently.
"Damn that Dark..." she whispered.
Yesterday...
Dark charged as he cut through the several Mafiosos into pieces. Yuki, who was with him, teleports around the shadows of the apartment as she slaughtered the Mafiosos by stabbing their brains.
Several Mafiosos with guns appear before the pair from the hall to the left.
"Yuki. Free the sex slaves downstairs. I'll take them on," Dark squinted his eyes.
Yuki nods as she teleports downstairs.
Yuki then drops from the ceiling as she tears out the padlock with her barehands.
"Get out," she said.
The men and women shiver in fear.
She slams the cage.
"I SAID GO!!!" she howled, as they whimper and ran away.
*RATATATATATATA*
*SHING SHING*
*yelp*
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*
*panting*
"Hey, Yuki?" asked Dark, panting. "Did you free the sex slaves?"
"Yeah..." Yuki silently breathed.
"Wanna go out next Saturday?" asked Dark.
"Huh?" she asked.
Now...
"Damn it..." Yuki turned red as she covered her face with her arm. "Goddamn it, I hate dating people... For some reason, though... I just couldn't say no..."
*clack clack clack clack clack*
A beautiful fair-skinned fit blonde woman with a pair of red high heels sees Yuki in the distance. She sneers. "Hmhmhm..."
She suddenly transforms into John Stefanio.
Earlier...
Gabrielle accidentally trips on a small toy car in Dark's mansion.
Gabrielle begins to sob.
Anne sees Gabrielle sobbing. "Oh... Oho..." Anne began to cry. "Don't cry, sweetie..."
Anne begins to sob.
"Mrs. JoJo!" smiled Hercules. "What's wrong?"
Miguel sighs as he drinks some beer. "Anne cries every time Gabrielle cries."
"I'm an empath..." sobbed Anne. "SCREW OFF!!!" she growled.
"You'd think it'd be hard to have two crying babies... What about three and the other one is the one you sleep with..." said Miguel.
"That sounded pedophilic!" sobbed Anne.
"No, it's not... BECAUSE YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN, ANNE!!!" Miguel facepalmed. "Anyway... Yuki?"
"Hm?" asked Yuki, wearing a blue skirt and heels.
"Uh... Where's Dark," Miguel squinted his eyes. "I have a new assignment for him. Also, what the hell are you wearing? You look girlier than usual."
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Dark and Hercules' Bizarre Adventure
FanfictionWhat's better than two best buds who have fun together? Two best buds who are superheroes! Meet Dark and Hercules, the two greatest Superheroes from a third-world country livin' it in the World Superpower! There's totally nothing weird goin' on... t...
