Yuki goes home the next day.
"Hey? Guys? I just fought some batshit crazy lass with alcoholism and woke up smelling like piss-... What the bloody hell?"
Yuki sees that the mansion is a mess. There are pieces of furniture all over the ground, rubble everywhere, and a giant hole in the wall.
5 hours earlier...
Dark and Hercules play chess at 9 AM while eating Beignets with Apple filling, maple syrup, and some orange juice. Dark is dark and Hercules is light.
"Great beignets, bud," smiled Dark.
"You're welcome, Dark!" smiled Hercules.
The two silently play chess.
"So... What are we playing, exactly?"
"Seriously? I thought you were forming a strategy for the past 30 minutes."
"No. I thought that you knew how to play."
"Do you know how to play?"
"No." Dark shook his head.
The two go back to staring at the chessboard.
"Four," said Dark. "WHOA!!!"
Dark and Hercules looked around and listened.
"Did you hear that?" asked Hercules.
"What?"
"I think a sexy gunman somewhere in the cosmos named after an Italian cheese said, 'Fuck off, Vegeta!' And an alien monkey prince replied, 'I didn't say anything, you foolish dimwitted assassin!'"
"Ah... the beauty of the cosmos... Truly a blessing how vast and unknowing it is!"
The two go back to playing chess.
Dark and Hercules stare at each other in annoyance.
"What?" asked Dark.
"I dunno... Nothing..."
"What?"
"I don't know! Why? What did I do!?"
"You sound defensive."
"Because you raised your tone saying, 'What?'"
"Bitch, I can say what all I want! What! What! What! What! What! What! What!"
"Why are we even arguing, Dark?"
"I don't know!"
Dark and Hercules go back to playing chess.
"Ugh!" yelled Dark.
"What is it this time?" asked Hercules.
"Something."
"What!?"
"I don't know! I don't know! I just really want to -!"
Dark lightly pats Hercules' face with his fist.
*tap*
Hercules stares at Dark, squinting his eyes.
"RAUGH!!!" Hercules blasts Dark into the grandfather's clock with his fist.
Dark warps out his katana and swings it toward Hercules' head. The clash of his sword on his face causes his katana to begin to glow red.
"MOON SLASH!!!" Dark blasts his katana, slashing it and slicing Hercules' chest, making it bleed.
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Dark and Hercules' Bizarre Adventure
FanficWhat's better than two best buds who have fun together? Two best buds who are superheroes! Meet Dark and Hercules, the two greatest Superheroes from a third-world country livin' it in the World Superpower! There's totally nothing weird goin' on... t...
