"Rojo..." whispered "The Boss" through a man who wore a red metallic armor with a helmet similar to THE WORLD's head and armor similar to a cyberpunk suited armor. Beside him is a man with a blue suit and a white polo. "Rojo..."
"Yes, Boss?" asked the Underboss, "Rojo."
The pair sat on a train in New York City.
"I want you to take these two out."
"Dark and Hercules, boss? The broken assassin and the fallen hero?"
"I wish to have them killed. They have successfully killed three of our associates. One unconfirmed."
"Oh... How awful, Boss." The man with the blue suit snickered.
"This is no laughing matter, Forethought. Wizardo, Transformia, and The Reflection have all been killed. They are no different from your brothers and sisters...
Now... these two? I want them dead..."
"Yes, Boss..." said the pair.
"Now, do know that despite your history with Dark-..."
"Don't worry, Boss..." said Rojo. "I won't let my rage get to me."
Dark slices through the Russian mobsters who stayed in the slums, slicing through them as a band of young children follows him.
*CRACKLE*
Several men and women are electrocuted by Hercules' lightning and explode.
"Damn it, Herc! Some of those are the good guys!" yelled Yuki.
"No... Those are the Russians..." said Hercules.
"Then who am I killing!?" asked Yuki, who is stabbing a guy with a suit in the face.
"That's the mayor that was kidnapped last week," said Hercules.
"Oh! Bloody hell, mate!" Yuki drops the mayor's body. "Bugger! JoJo's goin' to beat the shit outta me after this!"
"HAHAHA!!!" laughed Dark. "Miguel's gonna scold you!" he teased.
Someone then stabs Dark in the back as Dark slices the woman's head off.
"Come, children! The way's out over here! Autographs later!" yelled Dark, leading the children away. "Don't worry, Yuki! Guy's a corrupt asshole, anyway!"
"Stop trying to make me feel better!" yelled Yuki, as she tossed some shurikens and blasted them into a man's face, killing him.
Dark laughs and leads the children to safety.
Meanwhile, Yuki and Hercules battle against several Russian mobsters.
Ten men with machine guns appear from the doors and shot at Yuki.
Yuki teleports around the shadows and appeared at the wall behind them. She then decapitated all ten men at once.
Yuki then takes out her dagger and stabs an old man in the face.
Hercules, meanwhile, merely flicks all the men and women away with relative ease. He brings out his Stand and tore each of them apart. Each time they splat all over the wall merely as a pile of flesh and blood.
"Hey... Their bodies kinda remind me of Mexican food," said Hercules. "You guys want some Mexican food later?"
"Yeah!" smiled Yuki.
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Dark and Hercules' Bizarre Adventure
FanfictionWhat's better than two best buds who have fun together? Two best buds who are superheroes! Meet Dark and Hercules, the two greatest Superheroes from a third-world country livin' it in the World Superpower! There's totally nothing weird goin' on... t...
