Dark and Hercules' Bizarre Adventure

Chapter XVII: The War Part I

"MAHARLICA AND AMERICA HAD ENTERED A WAR BECAUSE OF MAHARLICA'S NEW PRESIDENT, AUSTRALIAN PRESIDENT DIRK DAWSON, DECIDING TO WAGE WAR AGAINST AMERICA!!!
SEVERAL AMERICAN CITIES WERE BOMBED BY THE MAHARLICAN PLANES WHICH JUMPSTARTED THE WAR!!!"

Miguel, with teary eyes, watched in horror, that even though he had given up, people who believed in his cause still fought against America and waged war... Miguel's actions still, in the end, had consequences.

Dark, Hercules, and Yuki meet the President, Doughnut Trumpet. Behind Trumpet is the American flag, beautiful as ever.

"You framed Maharlica by having your men steal planes and bomb your own cities!" yelled Dark, pointing his katana at the President. "You call yourself the fucking President, Trumpet!?."

"Call me... Mr. President..." sneered Doughnut.

"Why are you doing this? Innocent people were killed by those airstrikes! Why!?" asked Hercules, angrily.

"Because the world that Miguel created... is dangerous... and it needs to be destroyed... This so-called perfect world that JoJo created will merely destroy the very foundation of sovereignty and nationalism."

"This isn't right!"

"There is no such thing as a concept of right and wrong... Dark... There is only the weak and powerful... The weak have to stay weak and the strong have to stay strong... Because if you take away that sovereign balance and turn the world equal, the world will break... Because... this world? It was already broken ever since cavemen began drawing on fucking walls. You can't force a world to immediately unite as one!
Cultures will clash!
Everyone will kill each other because everyone is different, Dark!
I'm simply trying to save the world from Miguel JoJo!
After I blow up a few more cities, Maharlica will be forced to break into its original nations."

"There is another way!" yelled Dark.

"And how is that?"

"We...! Uh... Federalism!" yelled Dark. "We could turn each country and other regions into smaller federal states in this Empire!"

"That will take too much time!"

"Not unless each state has a governor and its own council..."

"But nationalism... PATRIOTISM!!! It will disappear from the face of this Earth! All of the things every single thing every person in history built will be for nothing! What flag will the people follow!? A colonizer's!? America-!"

Doughnut's Stand begins to emerge from his body. It's a top hat on his head. "I'm trying to make America GREAT AGAIN!!!" His voice boomed and echoed in the hall.

"No one... No one ever told you about your father..." sneered Doughnut.

"What? You're my father?"

"You don't know! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I've told JoJo... I guess... he was trying to protect your morale..."

"What!?"

"You're a splice, Dark!"

"A what!?"

"You're like me... We're both splices..."

"What the fuck's a splice!" yelled Yuki.

"Salvi's genetic code was once combined with different women by Dr. Voodoo's magical cloning spell in the hopes that they create the perfect successor for Salvi... Salvi never fucked! Except with Clara a hundred years ago... Salvi cloned himself, dumbass!!!"