incorrect weak hero

aug 27, 2021

1.

extra: hey jimmy? can i get some dating advice?

jimmy: just because im with jack doesnt mean i know how i did it

the only person who knows why jack loves jimmy is jack himself. and also hugo yoon (seaweed fucker come here and tell me their epic love story)

2.

ben: donald na, my old archenemy

jimmy: . . . i thought i was your archenemy??

ben: i have a life outside of you jimmy

3.

wolf: i prevented a murder today

hwangmoo: really? how'd you do that?

wolf: self-control

4.

wolf: if i die, would you guys even mourn for me?

donald: it's funny that you think death is going to get you out of this job

5.

dean, dropping jake off at the airport: have a safe flight

jake: that's not really up to me-

dean, already driving off: die then

6.

eunchan: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

dean: wasn't jake with you?

jake: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised

7.

grape: i made us friendship bracelets!

robin: we're not really the jewelery type

grape: oh, well if you dont want it-

forrest: no, fuck off, we're gonna wear it forever

8.

barista: how would you like your coffee?

emo alex: as dark as my soul

barista: a glass of milk then

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just to be clear yall, i dont intend any kind of copying. these are stuff i got from generators or pinterest or from other media