hi, sorry for leaving yall 😭
1.
kingsley: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
dongha: you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
2.
teddy, trying to encourage eugene: dont let anyone ruin your day
rowan: yeah!
teddy: it's your day
teddy: ruin it yourself
rowan: nO
3.
ben: what movie is this?
alex: i love you man
ben: i love you too but seriously, what's the movie called?
alex: I LOVE YOU MAN
ben: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
4.
teddy: id offer you moral support but my morals are questionable
5.
stephen: so apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
it's not just psychological, haha
6.
jake: wolf are you gay
wolf: im homophobic
jake: he's avoiding the question!
7.
grape: at least im gonna die doing what i love
forrest: what's that?
grape: dying
8.
ben: wow, the union really hates us
alex: maybe theyre homophobic
ben: but youre the only one whos not straight??
alex: I AM???
9.
dean, annoyed: aish
jake, blowing kisses: aishiteru
10.
forrest: so jack, what do you even see in jimmy?
jack: one day? hopefully me
11.
kingsley: you might be the most annoying person i know
dongha: might be?? what do you mean might be?! THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE?
12.
cheonggil lee: i could kill you if i wanted
kenny: so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you aren't special
13.
gerard: no one told you to bring that heavy backpack
alex: no one told you to bring your bad attitude either, but im stuck with both
14.
alex: did you separate the egg whites from the yolks?
ben: yep! here are the whites and the yolks are over there
alex: ben those aren't the whites, they're the shells!
ben: and what color are they, mr know-it-all?
15.
teddy: i want to change
rowan: for the better?
teddy:
rowan: teddy please answer me
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incorrect weak hero
Fanfictioni saw someone do this and hey, im already running an incorrect weak hero blog so might as well
