1.
rowan: look guys, i need help
gerard: love help?
alex: financial help?
ben: emotional help?
teddy: help moving a body?
*everybody looks at teddy*
teddy: what
2.
ben: anyone d-
gray: depressed?
eugene: drained?
rowan: dumb?
teddy: disliked?
ben: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
3.
ben: *is hugging eugene*
alex: hey! it's my turn to hug eugene!
alex: *grabs eugene*
gray: *kicking down the door* what do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? we agreed now is my time slot!
ben: no, it's still my turn!
eugene: *suffocating* guys, i love you, but just because i'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
alex: but we need the moral support!
ben: and you're small! which is cute!
gray: if i don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning
eugene: *close to tears* well- i, i guess.
4.
eunchan: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life
jake: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
forrest: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this
grape: my will to live! i haven't seen this in years
jimmy: i knew i lost that potential somewhere
wolf: mental stability, my old friend!
eunchan: jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
5.
*the eungang's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
ben: i will not let you down.
rowan, alex: sounds fun!
gerard: k
teddy: no, I'm fucking not
gray: do i have to be?
eugene: please god, i am so tired
6.
jake: rules were made to be broken
kingsley: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken
wolf: uh, piñatas
dongha: glow sticks
jimmy: karate boards
forrest: spaghetti when you have a small pot
jake: rules
kingsley:
7.
kingsley: seongmok, gather the others. We need to have another dongha-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
8.
jake: what do rainbows mean to you?
jimmy: gay rights
wolf: there's money
forrest: the sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood
kingsley: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops
9.
eunchan: pfft, thats just wolf, he's such a tsundere
grape: he... he just stabbed me
eunchan: so cute
10.
jimmy: why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you
jimmy: ask me to kill for you
jack: ...first of all, calm down-
11.
myles: we're having a baby
grape: but you're both dudes-
kenny, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it's you, sign here
this popped into my mind while reading ShuichiAkaiKaishi 's donald na x gravy oneshots lmao
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