1.
jimmy: i will forever choose revenge. i will heal in hell
2.
*if eungang ever joins the union*
donald: do you have any questions?
alex: is this legal?
donald: do you have any relevant questions
3.
*union during halloween*
hwangmo: okay so here's the weapons, the costumes, and here's 13 gallons of blood.
kingsley: impressive. where'd you get 13 gallons of fake blood?
hwangmo: you wanted fake blood?
kingsley:
hwangmo:
hwangmo: let me text wolf
4.
*during a union meeting*
donald: the person that i want to get this done is—
jake, muttering: not me not me not me
donald: —jake
jake: oh for fuck's sake
5.
kingsley: im at a lost for words!
jake: and despite him being at a lost for words he continued to yell at us for the next 45 minutes
6.
jimmy during the monthly conference: jack and i are dating
donald: and?
jimmy: i thought youd be more shocked
donald: oh sorry
donald, in a shocked voice: AND?
7.
grape: your legs look really good in those jeans
eunchan: you should see me without them ;)
grape:
grape: why would you take off your legs??
8.
teacher: couldn't you at least try to get along with philip kim?
ben: fine.
*later*
ben: hey, uhhh, what's your favorite class?
philip: upper
ben: nope i cant do this
9.
kingsley: wolf, what are you drinking
wolf: tea
kingsley, suspicious: what kind of tea?
wolf: tea. . . quila
10.
hwangmo: someone's coming. someone you dont like
wolf: that could be anyone!
11.
jake: tell me im pretty
dean: pretty fucking annoying is what you are
12.
forrest: this is killing me!
wolf: good
wolf: die
13.
grape: i need someone to take me out
forrest: like . . . on a date or with a stick to the head?
jake: go out with wolf, he'll do both
14.
alex: you gotta have confidence. you gotta believe in yourself
gerard: who are you talking to?
alex: myself
gerard: is he listening?
alex: no
15.
dongha: do you have any kinks?
kingsley: peace and quiet
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