1.
wolf: something’s off
hwangmo: maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people
wolf: no, but that’s funny.
2.
jimmy: i have no fear
jake: jack is mad
jimmy: i can handle that
jake: jack is mad at YOU
jimmy:
jimmy: one fear
(he also fears donald but he'll never admit that)
3.
kingsley: is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
jake: it's kind of complicated, but dongha-
kingsley: got it. forget i asked
4.
alex: hey let's play twenty questions
gray: ok. what's your favorite color
alex: triangle. do you like men?
5.
eugene: what would gray think?
rowan: ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spend the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him
6.
jake: it’s funny how well you and jack get along. didn’t he hate you at first?
jimmy: jack hates everybody at first. it’s his way of reaching out to people
7.
grape: jake, i’m scared
jake: just stay close to wolf
grape: that's why i’m scared
8.
alex: i like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here
gerard: ben is 70% of your impulse control and you know this alex
ben: i feel like alex is the more responsible one of us two though
alex: we are both 70% of each others' impulse control
ben: just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off
9.
forrest: guys, grape is missing
wolf: good.
10.
alex: i have high standards
gray: *beats up colton*
alex: fuck he's meeting all of my standards
11.
wolf: yo dumbass, get over here
grape: o-okay-
hayden: *rushes past* i’m coming!
grape, sadly: i thought... i was dumbass...
12.
gerard: when i said you should try being friendlier this isn't what i meant
hyunjin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: oh, so now i'm TOO friendly? there's no pleasing you, is there?
jeongmu, who beat up jinu an hour ago: two sugars please
hyunjin: coming right up
13.
alex: what did ben do this time?
gerard: more like WHO did ben do this time?
by 'do', gerard means 'fight'
14.
rowan: watcha doin?
teddy: stealing my neighbour’s cat
rowan: scandalous
rowan: can i help?
15.
forrest when grape first joined the union: are you tall enough to play basketball though?
grape: are you calling me short?
forrest: i'm calling you vertically challenged
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incorrect weak hero
Fanfici saw someone do this and hey, im already running an incorrect weak hero blog so might as well
