1.
donald, regarding the union heads: my expectations are low, but they can always go lower
2.
alex: sometimes i get so caught up on being gay that i forget i’m actually bi
3.
rowan: forgive me father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned
4.
eugene: unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you
5.
dongha: are we fighting or flirting?
donald: i have a hand in your mouth-
dongha: your point?
6.
naksung: now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka
naksung: *upends the bottle*
7.
eunchan: i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have
8.
cop: you ran a red light
wolf: so did you, hypocrite
cop: i was following you
wolf: that was dumb, i'm a terrible driver
cop: get out
#acab
9.
gray about the fight with wolf: all of a sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think it was my body's last hurrah before it completely shut down
10.
forrest: what’s up with jimmy? he's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
jake: he's just a little overwhelmed
forrest: why?
jake: jack smiled at him
11.
timothy: what do we think of grape?
*pause*
dean: *sighs* nice pal
jake: i think he's gay
12.
jimmy: the risk i took was calculated but, man, am i bad at math
13.
dongha: i’m a bad person, i’m a very bad person, i’m a horrible person
seongmok:
dongha: no you’re not, dongha! i still love you, dongha!
14.
donald: i think we can all agree i’m the ten amongst these threes
15.
donald: new year, same me. because i'm perfect
BONUS (from ZainabChawal)
ben: that's the longest broom i've ever seen
alex: that's rowan
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