incorrect weak hero

aug 28, 2021

1.

jake: donald, what kind of sunscreen do you use?

donald: haute couture

source: john maclean, our lord and savior (also probably a vampire)

2.

alex: when i was your age-

gerard, mocking: when i was your height

alex:

alex: listen here you little shit

3.

alex: i regret being dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery

alex go, bi icon

4.

extra: can i have your number?

wolf, visibly texting: sorry, i dont have a phone

5.

donald: i left instructions for everyone while im gone

kingsley, raising his hand: jake's, jimmy's, wolf's, and dongha's all just say "no"

donald: i want you to apply that to every possible situation

6.

rowan: why did you leave wrestlemania on for the cats?

teddy: they need to learn how to protect us

7.

alex, looking at his watch: it's been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since i've been insulted.

alex: it's been about 5 seconds since i've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that.

poor alex is just a punching bag to get to ben. be like jake, beat up gerard instead

8.

jake: i truly believe that water can solve all your problems

jake: weight loss? drink water

jake: clear skin? drink water

wolf: want to get rid of someone? drown them

grape: *slowly moves farther away from wolf*

9.

gray: what is this?

stephen, hugging gray: affection!

gray: disgusting

gray: . . . do it again