1.
gerard: hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
teddy: his cats' names are walter and rose
gerard: that's not what i asked
teddy: that is all the information i have
2.
gerard: i scare people a lot because i walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. so when they turn around, i'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
3.
jake: you're smiling. what happened?
wolf: what? can't i smile just because i feel like it?
forrest: grape tripped and fell down the stairs today
4.
alex: did you buy eggs like i asked?
ben: even better!
alex: what the fuck did you-
ben: *holding up a chicken* her name is fluffy
5.
ben: there is no "I" in team, but there is one in cookies, risotto, candies and milk pie!
alex: so youre not gonna share?
ben: im not gonna share
6.
alex: what are you doing
ben: writing to santa
alex: why
ben: because he gets me whatever i wish for
alex: *writes to santa* i want a fucking break
7.
hwangmo: how come youre being abnormally nice to us lately
wolf: what?
hwangmo: youre just nicer than usual
wolf: i can punch you in the face if you want
8.
teddy: i do what i want when i want
rowan: ill call gray
teddy: no wait
9.
jimmy: i have high standards
jack: follow me fucker
jimmy: fuck, he's meeting all of my standards
10.
dongha: my biggest talent is being stress
jake: dont you mean stressed?
kingsley: no, he doesn't
11.
alex: ben says "i love you weird"
gerard: how so?
alex: watch this
alex: ben i love you
ben, with 0 hesitation: id kill for you
12.
gray: *gives alex a water bottle*
alex: thanks gray. what's this for?
gray: teddy said you get thirsty around me
alex: *chokes*
13.
ben, pointing at a board with the word dying on it: there's only one thing worse than dying
ben: *rips off paper so it says alex dying*
alex: me
ben: no
14.
jake: if hwangmo and hayden were drowning, who would you save
wolf: can't they swim?
jake: it's a hypothetical question, so who would you save?
wolf: my time and effort
15.
gerard: are you ready for your birthday surprise?
alex: wow that's a big cake.
alex:
alex: ben's inside it isnt he?
the cake: no
16.
ben: truth or dare?
alex: truth
ben: i dare you to kiss gray
alex: *sighs* ok but im only doing this for the dare
gerard: you didn't even say dare???
17.
jake: fuck you *spits blood*
ben: i havent even hit you yet???
18.
dongha: on a scale of one to ten, how bad would it be if we—
kingsley: at least twenty
19.
kingsley: this is a reminder that therapy is covered by your insurance
wolf: why are you looking at me like that
20.
jake: why do you beat up grape to flirt with him
wolf: im playing hard to get
jake: why would you do that when youre already hard to want
extras because i am getting fucked over by school so im not posting anything for a while
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