instagram // l.s.

thirty

*private dms, Louis, Liam, and Zayn*

louist91: guys I'm freaking out

zaynmalik: what's up

louist91: okay so obviously you guys know harry

zaynmalik: yeah
zaynmalik: did u confess ur love to him or something

liampayne: i bet he did
liampayne: and then harry told him he liked him back and wanted to have his babies but louis is worried he's not ready for fatherhood

louist91: guys please I'm serious

zaynmalik: ok ok sorry what's wrong

louist91: I kind of agreed to go to watch his graduation and stay at his house while I'm there ????

liampayne: why is that a bad thing

louist91: BECAUSE IM GONNA MAKE IT WEIRD SOMEHOW
louist91: I JUST KNOW HES GONNA BE EVEN MORE PERFECT IN PERSON AND ITLL MAKE ME WANT TO KISS HIM LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES AND THEN ILL BE AWKWARD
louist91: I BET HE HELPS MAKE DINNER WITH HIS MUM

zaynmalik: he mentioned going to help his mum with dinner the other day actually

louist91: OF FUCKING COURSE HE DOES UGH
louist91: and since when do you guys text ?????
louist91: what do you even talk about ???

zaynmalik: uhhh he had a question about what I had on my sandwich the day u added us all to the groupchat
zaynmalik: and we talk about u, mostly

louist91: I'm going to need you to elaborate immediately

zaynmalik: uh I mean he just kinda asks me boring things
zaynmalik: once he asked me what fizzy's name was because he had forgotten
zaynmalik: oh and he asked me what ur favorite color was because he didn't know what color to paint his nails

louist91: HE PAINTED HIS NAILS RED ???
louist91: IM GONNA THROW SOMETHING HES SO CUTE

liampayne: louis. breathe.

louist91: I CANT

zaynmalik: louis, pull it together, how are u going to handle staying with him if u can't calm down after learning he painted his nails red

louist91: IM NOT
louist91: THATS THE PROBLEM

zaynmalik: ok how about this
zaynmalik: u tell him u like him now, and then u won't have to worry about it later

louist91: absolutely not. no way in hell am I doing that.

liampayne: why not? it's a solid plan

louist91: because what if he doesn't like me back ??? then it'll be weird and I could lose him and that'll be even worse

zaynmalik: louis
zaynmalik: ur so fucking oblivious sometimes

liampayne: zayn's right, man

zaynmalik: he painted his nails ur favorite color. you two flirt nonstop in the gc. he literally called you darling the other day. how much more obvious do you want him to be??

louist91: there's genuinely no way he likes me
louist91: I'll just figure out how to not freak out every time he smiles and laughs and does that thing with his nose and FUCK

liampayne: good luck with that mate

zaynmalik: we'll be here whenever u decide to pull ur head out of ur arse

louist91: whatever