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fifty four

niallhoran: WHATS UP MY BOYS

louist91: niall you're yelling
louist91: stop yelling

zaynmalik: we are also not ur boys

niallhoran: yes you are
niallhoran: anyways, I need advice, because Harry isn't being helpful

harrystyles: YES I AM
harrystyles: YOU JUST DONT LIKE MY ADVICE BECAUSE IM RIGHT

niallhoran: NO YOURE NOT ITS BAD ADVICE

louist91: boys, boys, calm down

niallhoran: DO NOT PATRONIZE US, TOMLINSON

harrystyles: Hey don't yell at Louis

louist91: yeah what he said

liampayne: anyways, what's the problem niall

niallhoran: okay so I may have fucked up and accidentally broken my mums blender
niallhoran: what the fuck do I do
niallhoran: like do I just pretend it was already broken and I had nothing to do with it, or do I tell her

louist91: uh
louist91: how often does she use the blender

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: IM JUST ASKING

niallhoran: uhhh like at least once a week

louist91: yeah you're fucked mate, just tell her and hope you're not the one who has to buy the replacement

harrystyles: THATS WHAT I SAID

louist91: and it was wonderful advice indeed, my dear harold <3

harrystyles: Thank you <3

zaynmalik: get a room

louist91: die