harrystyles: GEMMA UPDATE
harrystyles: HER BOYFRIEND CAME TO APOLOGIZE AND HAD LIKE ONE SINGLE ROSE IN HIS HAND AND HE TRIED TO GIVE IT TO HER BUT SHE THREW IT AT HIM AND TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF IM SO PROUD
harrystyles: I HATE THAT GUY SO MUCH I REALLY HOPE HES GONE FOR GOOD
louist91: YAYYYY CONGRATULATIONS TO GEMMA
harrystyles: Seriously though Louis he was honestly so awful
harrystyles: He had the personality of a wet rag
harrystyles: And his feet smelled SO BAD
harrystyles: My mum literally told him it was okay to keep his shoes on in the house just so he wouldn't take them off and make everything smell
harrystyles: OH AND HIS NAME WAS CRAIG. CRAIG. THATS AN OLD MAN NAME.
louist91: he sounds horrendous
louist91: I would CERTAINLY be better than him, for the record
harrystyles: Is that so?
louist91: I've been told my personality is entertaining and interesting, and I guarantee my feet smell wonderful
louist91: also I can say with complete certainty that my name is not craig
harrystyles: I doubt they smell wonderful. Nobody's feet smell wonderful.
louist91: mine do
louist91: if you mind your manners, maybe I'll let you have a sniff when I visit to prove I'm right.
harrystyles: I am not going anywhere near your feet ever
harrystyles: I bet they actually smell like sewer waste and this is all just an act to get me to fall for what are actually horrible dirty feet
louist91: you're falling for my feet ??? and not me ??? I'm offended
harrystyles: Yes, sewer feet are much preferable to you, actually. They're all the rage in Italy.
louist91: I really doubt that
harrystyles: It's true
louist91: hm.
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