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harrystyles: hi :)

louist91: hey !!

harrystyles: I'm sorry I didn't answer you yesterday, my phone got run over

louist91: your phone... what??

harrystyles: it sounds ridiculous but my mum was driving me to Niall's house since my car is in the shop, but I dropped my phone in front of the car and didn't notice until she ran it over leaving

louist91: oh shit- that's not good

harrystyles: yeah, but luckily I had everything backed up into the cloud so it was okay

louist91: ...you know what else you can back up into?

harrystyles: ...What ?

louist91: me

harrystyles: LOUIS
harrystyles: THAT WAS DIRTY

louist91: was it? oops ;)

harrystyles: you're exhausting

louist91: you know what else is exhausting? ridin-

harrystyles: LOUIS.

louist91: was that dirty again? my bad

harrystyles: you're horrible and you're giving me a headache

louist91: anything else?

harrystyles: what?

louist91: something in your pants maybe...

harrystyles: LOU STOP

louist91: I'm taking that as a yes

harrystyles: it's a no

louist91: ugh you're no fun

harrystyles: it's definitely a no

louist91: that's suspicious
louist91: why are you repeating things

harrystyles: because I can
harrystyles: and even if there was a boner
harrystyles: you would've killed it

louist91: don't say such cruel things to me

harrystyles: you're a hypothetical boner killer

louist91: m not

harrystyles: you are

louist91: I am a boner reviver

harrystyles: boner murderer

louist91: you know what? I'm not taking this anymore, I'm leaving

harrystyles: good riddance

louist91: bye loser
louist91: I'm going now

harrystyles: okay then

louist91: to revive boners with my sexyness
louist91: because that's what I do

harrystyles: you have fun with that

louist91: you have fun with your not-boner
louist91: bye curly

harrystyles: bye Lou