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Sara-Chidouin sent an image to...

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>Sara-Chidouin sent an image

Sara-Chidouin: help me, guys.

Anzu-Kinashi: *sees*

Anzu-Kinashi: *CHOKES ON RUBBER*

Anzu-Kinashi: LMAO JOE U DYING AGAIN??

Joe-Tazuna: mu

Joe-Tazuna: ni8

Joe-Tazuna: np)

Sara-Chidouin: almost there, Joe.

Joe-Tazuna: mi9

Joe-Tazuna: nl*

Joe-Tazuna: no*

Sara-Chidouin: you got it.

Kugie-Kizuchi: Joe?

Kugie-Kizuchi: where are you guys?!

Kugie-Kizuchi: Sara, you better be helping him!

Sara-Chidouin: I am! 

Sara-Chidouin: I'm just leaving a free hand to write.

Ranmaru-Kageyama: so much candy

Ranmaru-Kageyama: why is there so much candy

Ranmaru-Kageyama: sara has so much candy

Ryoko-Hirose: honestly, why are we even surprised at this point?

Joe-Tazuna: YHR eSl wextiom ia ehen sew wq nit sueptised?

Ryoko-Hirose: what?

Ranmaru-Kageyama: bro how is it that you can type behind your back but not when holding a ton of saras candy?

>Anzu-Kinashi sent a video

Anzu-Kinashi: YALL THE CANDYS PILES FALLING OFF THE TABLE LMAOOO

Kugie-Kizuchi: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ADDING TO IT?

Ranmaru-Kageyama: our god needs candy sacrifices in february to live.

Ryoko-Hirose: what?!

Ryoko-Hirose: they're supposed to sacrifice to ME!

Sara-Chidouin: then by all means

Sara-Chidouin: take whatever you want

Sara-Chidouin: I don't need all of it.

Ryoko-Hirose: 

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Keiji-Shinogi: Sara.

Keiji-Shinogi: You seemed to have racked up a big pile of candy there, wouldn't you say?

Sara-Chidouin: yes?

Sara-Chidouin: someone literally dumped part of their backpack contents onto the floor to help carry it

Sara-Chidouin: ...that person being Joe.

Keiji-Shinogi: Hah, that kid's going to get far in life.

Sara-Chidouin: being a secret government spy-

Keiji-Shinogi: Is he?

Sara-Chidouin: no.

Keiji-Shinogi: Oh, that's too bad.

Keiji-Shinogi: Would be pretty good knowing someone in the system.