[The scene opens with a city shot that slowly zooms in on the Immediate Murder Professionals building. Cars honking can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door, with a sign that says "Meeting in progress". Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as she lectures his employees.]
Blitzo: Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. [Moxxie gives her a "What the hell?" look.] Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: What about a car wash?
Y/N:This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Ooh, what about a billboard?
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard,Y/N
Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in his mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie,Y/N, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, Madam,considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.
Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, Madam
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Mam--
Blitzo: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Y/N: Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Y/N: I thought I knew you.
Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie, [holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it] after I made you employee of the month!
Moxxie: Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!
Millie: I liked it.
Moxxie: Do not-- [points at Millie] Do not agree with her in front of me!
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