Coach: YOU LAZY BITCHES!! WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL
Kyle: NU!! I always get hit in dodgeball!!!
Lamb: what happens when your a nerd!
Coach: lamb, tweek, and cartman vs kenny, Stan, kyle,
Craig: what about me!?
Coach: fine pick a team to join
Tweek: *gives Craig the look you give your best friend when you want them to do something*
Craig: *runs to Tweek's team picking him up and twirling him around*
Coach: SAFETY WORD IS SHOE!! GO!!
Lamb: *retreat to her corner screaming* OOOOOOOOOO!! *grabs wattpad and reads creek fanfiction*
Kyle: *dodging balls* SHOE!! SHOE!!
Coach: *filing his nails*
Cartman: but Jew!! Thought you liked balls being thrown at you?
Kyle: NOT LIKE THIS
Stan: tee fucking hee *throws ball at tweek who catches it*
Tweek: *head spins in a circle* EXCUSE ME?! *eyes light up an he starts leavitating* EXCUSE ME?! *chucks ball at Kyle*
Kyle: *is crushed into the ground* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA {ky is so adorable!!}
Stan: NOOOO! MY BABY!! *hugs kyle*
Kenny: lol. *chucks ball at lamb*
Lamb: *bounces of her head* *looks up from fanfiction* HIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSsSSSSSsS
Coach: YOU ALL SUCK
Kyle: WELL DUH
