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Lamb: *drags a bag shaped like a body to school*

Tweek: what is that?

Lamb: OH CECILIA YOUR BREAKING MY HEART, BREAKING MY HEART!

Tweek: MY JAM. I TURN MY RADIO UP AND ITS JUST MY LUCK WHY HE HE HE HE A

lamb: IM DOWN ON MY KNEES IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE TO COME HOME

tweek: *pulls out two bikinis* you wanna?

Lamb: no *drags bag into school*

Louis: WHY ARE YOU BACK?!

Armin: am I the only educated one here?

Harry: SHUT IT LADY

Kyle: LEAVE ARMIN ALONE BITCH

Ryuk: *laughing insanely and waves at tweek*

Tweek: HEY!

L: *walks in chained to light*

Lamb: again?

L: BLAME MISA SHE SHIPPED IT AND LOCKED US IN A YOAI DUNGEN

cartman: and your marrying her light?

Light: no

Ryuk: tehe teeheeteeheeteehee

Robin: *breaks in though the window*

Coach: YOULL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!

Robin: batmans rich, I can break whatever I want

Armin: I know what Levi would say right now

Lamb: BRAT

armin: uh huh

BEN: {it's BEN drowned :3} hi I'm new! I'm an ICT teacher

Craig: *fangirls*

Deadpool: HOWS LIFE BITCHES?! IM TEACHING COOKING FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

Craig: *hyper ventilating*

Sharpay and Ryan: WERE TEACHING DRAAAAMAA!! *jazz hands*

Craig: *faints*

Stan: *catches craig*

Stewie: I'm taking over science with Brian as my assistant!

Brian: hai

Cartman: *stares stewie down*

Stewie: *slowly pulls out lazer gun* I dare you

Cartman: *slowly backs away*

Mickey Mouse: WHY ARENT YOU ALL IN CLASS AHO

Kyle: we don't have a time table

Mikey: HARRY GET THESE PRINTED AHO. ARMIN CUT YOUR HAIR AHO, STEWIE BRIAN WORK ON THE TIME MACHINE, LOUIS KEEP LOOKING FAB AHO. L, LIGHT AND RYUK GET WORKING ON THE NEXT STAR WARS AHO

left over teachers: what about us?

Harry: GOODNESS *flees to the photo copier*

Kenny: *strokes armins hair* I won't let the rat touch you *kisses armins hair*

Armin: do you need help?

Mickey: rat?!

Robin: fuck this *leaves out of a different widow smashing it*

Deadpool: *shoots out the rest of the windows* SYMMETRY MATTERS

coach: if this was my choice you'd all be doing laps of the school right now

BEN: fuck that, I've got computers to hack, a conversation with cleverbot and teenagers to scare the shit out of

Lamb: HMMM I WONDER *pokes BENs eyes*

BEN: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PROBLEM?! *holding his eyes walking into a wall over and over again*

Lamb: look tweek! It's all gooey!

Tweek: ooooooo

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