Mumma: hey lambs!
Lamb: sup?
Mumma: stanny!
Kyle: stanny?
Stan: better then bubby
Kyle: PFFFTTFTTT
Kenny: bubby is adorable
Kyle: HA
kenny: stanny is a dog name
Tweek: OOOOOOOOOOO
Mumma: so, who wants cookies?! Lamb explained your personalities and I made cookies based on them *passes out cookies*
Tweek: *nibbles on cookie* OMFG IT TATES LIKE COFFEE AND IS SHAPED LIKE A COFFEE BEAN LAMB YOU KNOW ME SO WELL GURL
lamb: I KNOW I DO BESTIE
Kyle: a dick? Seriously lamb?
Lamb: it's what you like most
Kyle: ..... *silently nibbles on cookie*
Cartman: I got a... heart?
Lamb: *glares at mumma blushing*
Mumma: *lol what you gonna do look*
Craig: huh. a car with red icing... OMG YOUR SO MAGICAL *licks off the icing*
Kenny: lamb what a comedian you are...
Lamb: you don't like your boob cookie?
Kenny: the nipple is a chocolate chip
lamb: I was jealous of that one. I got a wonky eyed skull with a bite taken out of it
Mumma: I WAS HUNGRY
Stan: AW ITS SO CUTE ITS A BABY POOFBALL HAT SHE EVEN GOT THE COLOUR RIGHT LOVE YOU MUMMA
mumma: <3
Kyle: I'm going to go in your bedroom and fuck shit up
Lamb: why?
Kyle: *shrugs* just feel like it
Mumma: don't forget to wash your hands when your done! This is lamb where talking about.
Lamb: thank you oh so loving mumma
Mumma: <3
Kyle: *walks upstairs to fuck shit up carrying aviator sunglasses so he can walk away from the explosion*
Cartman: ...
Kenny: cartman wants to see your room
Lamb: O/////O sure when kyles done MAKING A MESS
Kyle: ITS ALREADY A MESS BITCH! JESUS IS THAT A RAT?!
Lamb: NO! ITS MOST LIKELY MY HORSE
Kyle: OH GOOD BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO KILL IT.
lamb: ALEXANDER THE VII!! NUUUUUUU
Tweek: I'm gonna go test if the bathroom sink works
Lamb: why?
Tweek: indoor swimming pool
Kenny: I'll test if your parrot functions properly *walks towards parrot* say fuck
Parrot: fuck
Kenny: say me
Parrot: you
Kenny: LAMB YOUR PARROTS BROKEN {fun fact I have a Parrot irl!}
Cartman: *slowly walks upstairs and helps Kyle fuck shit up*
Craig: ILL TEST IF YOUR FRIDGE WORKS *raids the fridge and goes to the bathroom to join Tweeks pool party*
Bathroom: *just hears girls squealing and techno music*
Lamb: wow, tweek got to it
Tweek: HELL YAH I DID
Stan: *hugging mumma* do you love me?
Mumma: yep
Stan: aw. am I cute?
Mumma: yep
Stan: ... THEN WHY AM I SINGLE?!
Mumma: oh god. lamb get the tissues
Lamb: ;-; *grabs tissues and holds Stan's hand for support*
Mumma: FAMILY TALK :D
Both: MUMMA THIS IS SERIOUS >:(
