Needles are sharp, enough said

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Armin: I'm teaching you home ec

Lamb: ... ARE YOU AND EREN GAY?!

Armin: no

Lamb: ARE EREN AND LEVI GAY?

Armin: no

Kyle: ARE JEAN AND MARCO GAY?

Armin: no

Lamb: ..... ARE YOU AND JEAN GAY?

Armin: .....

Lamb: ha, I knew it.

Cartman: isn't home ec for girls?

Kenny: no. home ec is badass

Tweek: it's actually more dangerous then shop if you think about it

Lamb: *tries to think about it*

Armin: who knows how to sew?

Tweek: I'm not aloud to touch needles

Craig: yeah he isnt. i can sew!

Stan: why?

Tweek: my therapist doesn't like me to talk about it

Stan: I can sew!

Lamb: *still trying to think*

Kyle: lamb, don't hurt yourself. I made a sock once!

Armin: I'm going to pass out needles to everyone. what colour thread so you want?

Lamb: MAGENTA

Craig: NA PINK

Kyle: DUDE FUCK THAT IM GETUNG RAINBOW

lamb: I want Oreos

Tweek: *just staring at armin*

Armin: *stares at tweek*

Armin and tweek: hello handsome~

Lamb: they look alike.

Stan: I got chu covered lamb, *throws a bag of Oreos on the table then points a gun at tweek* yo bestie or your Oreos

Craig: the fuck tweek? I thought u was yo bestie!

Tweek: no Craig were BFFs but me and lamb are bffls *raises hands in the air* shoot me and I'll snap your fingers

Stan: it's lamb choice

Lamb: *crawls towards the Oreos lust in her eyes*

Cartman: ....

Kenny: DUDE, DO YOU HAVE A BONER?!

Cartman: NO, DO YOU?!

Kenny: yes

Lamb: *crawls over to tweek and sniffs his hair.* stan, you aren't going to kill him, I'm taking the Oreos

Tweek: LAMB WTF

armin: do you guys learn anything here? *knitting a very long sock*

Kyle: not really, whys the sock so long?

Armin: it's for our baby giraffe

Tweek: *sighs and picks up a needle then files his nails with it.* cool

Craig: tweek, what did your therapist say?

Tweek: fuck that bitch!

Craig: well yeah, but what else did he say?

Tweek: don't insert needles in your eyes, you can die from it. *pouts*

*bell rings*

Cartman: tweek, WTF?!

Lamb: MOOOOOOOOOOSIC!!!!! *drags Kyle by the ear to music while munching on Oreos*

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