Everyone walks into the hall and takes there seats. In the order of Kyle, kenny, Stan, cartman, tweek, lamb, (she pushed Craig out of the way) cartman, (also pushed Craig out of the way) Craig and red.
Lamb: *whispering to tweek* assembly is bullshit
Tweek: your face is bullshit
Lamb: I wanted to sit next to youuuuu
Tweek: whatever
Kyle: *whispering to Stan leaning over kenny* stop pouting
Stan: but I wanted to sit next to you
Kenny: Ha
Stan: but kyyyyyy
Kyle: but staaaaaaaaan
Stan: why kenny???
Red: *to craig* hi
Craig: hi
Red: .....
Craig: ....
Red: let's not talk to each other
Craig: yeah
Suddenly the doors burst open and Mickey walks in with Harry walking behind him with a smug ass eating grin
Mickey: IN A FEW DAYS AHO YOULL ALL BE GRADUATING AHO
lamb: *cheers*
Kyle and kenny: *clink wine glasses together*
Cartman: yay
Mickey: SO AFTER YOU GRADUATE AHO YOU GO OUT INTO THE REAL FUCKING WORLD AHO.
Stan: oh no
Red: not the speech
Mickey: IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD AHO YOU NEED JOBS AHO AND WITH HOW TERRIBLE YOU ALL ARE AT EVERY FUCKING THING YOU ALL GET NOTHING FROM ME
Armin: I woul just like I say that the smartest is Kyle, the dumbest is lamb-
Lamb: bullshit
Armin: most good looking is tweek, the bet musician is kenny and the ret of you are just normal
Stan: :'(
Kenny: mhhhmmmm
Cartman: of course jew face gay boy Kyle is the smartest
Lamb: We all guessed
Tweek: *winks at armin* you know it
Craig: I'm not normal
Tweek: you aren't to me
Craig: >\\\<
Lamb: DONT YOU BE A UKE CRAIGSTER
Craig: don't ever call me craigster again
Lamb: fine, craigster >:D
Craig: *flips lamb off*
Mickey: I WOULD ONLY LET STAN WORK AT DISNEY AHO SONCE I FEEL LIKE THE REST OF YOU WOULD END UP LIKE LINDSAY OR WHATEVER AHO
lamb: sensible
Kenny: too late
Tweek: KENNY IS THE NEW LINDSAY LOHAN
Kyle: shit, I don't want your aids Kenneth
Kenny: KIDDING JOKES ARE LOTS PF LOLS LOL
Harry: I shall finally rid of you all
