SLEEPOVER AT KYLES

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Lamb: OUT IF MA HOUSE

Kyle: why

Lamb: you flooded my bathroom, fucked up my room, eated all my food

Tweek: lamb, I don't think eated Is a word

Lamb: PFFFFFTTTT

Craig: well were we gonna sleep tonight??

Kenny: I VOTE KYLES

lamb: ME TOO

Stan: SAME

cartman: LETS GO TO KYLES

tweek: YAYAYAY MORE POOL PARTIES *grabs Craig's arm and runs to kyles*

Kyle: I guess where going to mine :/

Lamb: yes we are *skips to kyles house with kenny in utter amusement*

Stan: your carriage is waiting Madame

Kyle: Betta be *stan walks Kyle to his carriage* what time is it?

Stan: 11:43 which means we have seventeen minuets to get to your house

Kyle: well ON WARD

Cartman: I guess I'll walk T-T

*kyles house!*

Tweek: let's tell secrets!!

Lamb: YAAAAAAASSS KYLE TOU CAN COME OUT TO US NOW!

Kyle: I came out to you guys a year ago

Lamb: damn I never noticed

Cartman: seriously??

Lamb: yey

Stan: so Kyle hasn't come crying to you about boy problems?

Kyle: I tend to avoid lamb because she is stupid and hasn't had her first kiss.

Lamb: JUST CAUSE IM A LIP VIRGIN YOU HO

tweek: okay, Stan I know nothing about you. spill the deets

Stan: um... I secretly rock out to Ariana Grande break free in a bikini top

Tweek: SERIOUSLY?! BAE! LAMB AND CRAIG NEVER WANT TO ROCK OUT

lamb and Craig: bikinis are for the weak and simple minded *both sip tea at the same time*

Stan: cartman, secret spill it

Cartman: I think lamb is sexy

Stan: BITCH THATS MY COUSIN

lamb: *doesnt hear anything due to an in dept conversation with kenny about condoms* grapes my favourite

Kenny: huh, I owe my life to condoms

Lamb: yeah, they be life savers

Stan: *trying to beat up cartman but is held back by kyle*

Kyle: CALM YO TITS

Stan: SHES MY COUSIN YOU DICK

Cartman: IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! SERIOUSLY MAN KENNY IS HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT CODOMS WITH HER, TWEEK LICKS HER FACE, KYLE AND HER FOUGHT ONCE, HELL SHE NEARLY MADE OUT WITH RED.

Stan: huh. *falls into kyles chest*

Kyle: *strokes his hair*

Lamb: HEY THE RED THINGS IN THE PAST BRU

kenny: lamb is just my friend, liking her is *shudders* it would feel like I was having sex with my sister

Lamb: yeah, dating any of you guys would feel like dating a brother.

Cartman: (DAMN IT WHYYYYYYYYYY) Kyle do you have any non kosher ice cream

Kyle: *facepalms* I dot even own kosher ice cream case it doesn't exist! And yeah down stairs

Cartman: *goes for ice cream* EW WHO THE FUCK EATS STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM?! KYLE YOU FUCKIN FEMALE

Kyle: FINE PUT IT BACK AND DONT WATCH NETFLIX WHILE EATING IT IN A BLANKET

cartman: .... *grabs a blanket*

Kyle: thought so

Craig: you guys want a secret from me?

Everyone cept cartman: sure

Craig: I secretly ship k2 hard core

Lamb: YAS

kenny: what's k2?

Kyle: yeah, tell us!

Tweek: *giggle fit* I SHIP IT TOO

Kyle and kenny: eh?!

Lamb: this has been eventful

Stan: *whispers to Kyle what it is*

Kyle: *blushes* OOOOO

Kenny: seriously tell me!!!

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