Lamb: OUT IF MA HOUSE
Kyle: why
Lamb: you flooded my bathroom, fucked up my room, eated all my food
Tweek: lamb, I don't think eated Is a word
Lamb: PFFFFFTTTT
Craig: well were we gonna sleep tonight??
Kenny: I VOTE KYLES
lamb: ME TOO
Stan: SAME
cartman: LETS GO TO KYLES
tweek: YAYAYAY MORE POOL PARTIES *grabs Craig's arm and runs to kyles*
Kyle: I guess where going to mine :/
Lamb: yes we are *skips to kyles house with kenny in utter amusement*
Stan: your carriage is waiting Madame
Kyle: Betta be *stan walks Kyle to his carriage* what time is it?
Stan: 11:43 which means we have seventeen minuets to get to your house
Kyle: well ON WARD
Cartman: I guess I'll walk T-T
*kyles house!*
Tweek: let's tell secrets!!
Lamb: YAAAAAAASSS KYLE TOU CAN COME OUT TO US NOW!
Kyle: I came out to you guys a year ago
Lamb: damn I never noticed
Cartman: seriously??
Lamb: yey
Stan: so Kyle hasn't come crying to you about boy problems?
Kyle: I tend to avoid lamb because she is stupid and hasn't had her first kiss.
Lamb: JUST CAUSE IM A LIP VIRGIN YOU HO
tweek: okay, Stan I know nothing about you. spill the deets
Stan: um... I secretly rock out to Ariana Grande break free in a bikini top
Tweek: SERIOUSLY?! BAE! LAMB AND CRAIG NEVER WANT TO ROCK OUT
lamb and Craig: bikinis are for the weak and simple minded *both sip tea at the same time*
Stan: cartman, secret spill it
Cartman: I think lamb is sexy
Stan: BITCH THATS MY COUSIN
lamb: *doesnt hear anything due to an in dept conversation with kenny about condoms* grapes my favourite
Kenny: huh, I owe my life to condoms
Lamb: yeah, they be life savers
Stan: *trying to beat up cartman but is held back by kyle*
Kyle: CALM YO TITS
Stan: SHES MY COUSIN YOU DICK
Cartman: IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! SERIOUSLY MAN KENNY IS HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT CODOMS WITH HER, TWEEK LICKS HER FACE, KYLE AND HER FOUGHT ONCE, HELL SHE NEARLY MADE OUT WITH RED.
Stan: huh. *falls into kyles chest*
Kyle: *strokes his hair*
Lamb: HEY THE RED THINGS IN THE PAST BRU
kenny: lamb is just my friend, liking her is *shudders* it would feel like I was having sex with my sister
Lamb: yeah, dating any of you guys would feel like dating a brother.
Cartman: (DAMN IT WHYYYYYYYYYY) Kyle do you have any non kosher ice cream
Kyle: *facepalms* I dot even own kosher ice cream case it doesn't exist! And yeah down stairs
Cartman: *goes for ice cream* EW WHO THE FUCK EATS STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM?! KYLE YOU FUCKIN FEMALE
Kyle: FINE PUT IT BACK AND DONT WATCH NETFLIX WHILE EATING IT IN A BLANKET
cartman: .... *grabs a blanket*
Kyle: thought so
Craig: you guys want a secret from me?
Everyone cept cartman: sure
Craig: I secretly ship k2 hard core
Lamb: YAS
kenny: what's k2?
Kyle: yeah, tell us!
Tweek: *giggle fit* I SHIP IT TOO
Kyle and kenny: eh?!
Lamb: this has been eventful
Stan: *whispers to Kyle what it is*
Kyle: *blushes* OOOOO
Kenny: seriously tell me!!!
