Armin: okay, you all graduate after you've done two very important classes.
Harry: any questions?
Stan: *raises hand*
Kyle: *raises hand*
Craig: *raises hand*
Harry: if your question isn't actually repeated to what we are doing put your hands down.
*craig and Kyle lower there hands*
Kyle: *getting emotional* AT LEAST GOOGLE WILL ANSWER ME
Stan: can we just skip the classes and graduate? I'm pretty sure my cousin is sick off school
Lamb: *writing on her hands with a crazed look in her eye* WHEN WILL IT END?!
Harry: these classes are important, they are sex education and CPR stuff
Kenny: we can just google sex ed
Tweek: *memories flash in and out of his mind!!* NO ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE A WHISK AGAIN *twitch*
Craig: well you shouldn't have searched whisk porn
Tweek: *twitch* BUT D-DAN AND TYLER DID
Harry: were going to bring in a CPR dummy, pair up or I start throwing the cheese
Craig and tweek: WELL BE TOGETHER THE CHEESE WILL NEVER HURT US
Stan: Kyle, come on
Kyle: i dunno, *acts like a child* you called me a foxy red head
Stan: Kyle, we better pair up, your allergic to cheese
Kyle: *hides behind stan* OH KLUNK
*kenny and cartman pair up*
Lamb: ... Red isn't here
Harry: *returns with four CPR dolls* LAMB NARSH WHERE IS YOUR PARTNER?!
Lamb: meh
Harry: *pelts lamb with cheese*
Lamb: *screams of horror then passes out*
Tweek: oh my god. violent
*dummies are passed out to each pair*
Harry: uh do CPR to the beat of AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE
Kyle: the song smells
Harry: you smell
Kyle: *squeaks*
Craig: Kyle your a mouse
Kenny: *raises hand* can we get a female doll? It'd be more comfortable for us
Cartman: :3
Harry: no
Cartman: THATS AGAINST MY RIGHTS ILL TELL PC PRINCIPLE
harry: *leaves the room*
Kyle: I'm not touching that think, it doesn't have a dick therefore it could've a flat chested woman
Stan: *rolls his eyes and does cpr* your so difficult Kyle
Cartman: dude
Kenny: *looks up from the dummy* wha
Cartman: THIS GUY HAS NO NIPPLES
kenny: *laughs in the dummies face* HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET A GIRLFRIEND NOW
Tweek: hey Craig
Craig: *glaring at the dummy* hmm?
Tweek: how much fringe do you actually have?
Craig: -_-
Tweek: I win! But You may just have a really big head. AND IF YOU FIND THAT DIRTY I WILL SMACK YOU *twitch*
Craig: tweek stop with the references
Tweek: FINE *angerily does CPR in the dummy*
Craig: NO YOULLL KILL HIM MAN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS THAT IS IN PRISON?!
Tweek: HNNNNGGGGGG DANISNOTONFIRE
craig: tweek do you have a crush on Daniel howell?
Tweek: PSH NO PHAN IS LIFE *awkwardly laughs*
Lamb: I'm that one girl that gets left out, but whatever. I HAVE DYLAN O'BRIEN AND THOMAS SANGSTER YUMMY
