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Lamb: hey guys....

Everyone: what??

Lamb: I brought a friend with me...

Red: friend?

Lamb: yeah

Tweek: I thought I was your only friend?!

Lamb: well, WELCOME SmileyXClyde12!!

Smiley: hey! I may have brought Damien and pip...

Kyle: d-damien?!?!

Stan: pip is so French

Lamb: play nice!

Cartman: we have a lesson to get too...

Craig: ugh

Lamb: lets go!

Pip: lamb, are you British?

Lamb: DOESN'T MATTER!! Let's go!!

-RE lesson-

Smiley: *watching Stan and Kyle closely*

Kyle: ...

Stan: ummm

Smiley: *creepy smile*

Kyle: laaamb!

Lamb: busy! *plaiting tweets hair*

Red: *eyes down smiley* how do you and lamb know eachother?

Smiley: *shrugs still watching Stan and kyle*

Kyle: what do you want?!

Smiley: ... kiss

Kyle: O/////O

Stan: I'm straight

Smiley: so?

Kyle: I don't even like Stan that way!

Stan: wait, am I not attractive to gay guys?

Tweek: ...

Craig: ...

Kyle: ...

Kenny: ....

Cartman: I'm straight,

Stan: you dicks

*door bursts open and Anna and Elsa walk in*

Elsa: hi!

Kenny: OMFG

Kyle: *flicks Kenny's forehead*

Anna: so I'm pissed cause my bf left me for another guy! so were gonna bash gays.

Lamb: UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH YOU BITCH

Cartman: you know half the guys in this room are gay?

Stan: more then half actually

Elsa: cool. no pun intended :3

Red: *hands on hips* honey, you should be happy that yo bf can finally express his true feelings. you shouldn't want revenge.

Lamb: preach BBY

Red: :3

Kyle: you shouldnt just hate gays because you turned your boyfriend gay

Smiley: why not???

Pip: because I don't want to wear a dress

Smiley: *holds up a little black dress* whhhhhhyyyy

Damien: don't be a spoil sport

Pip: YOU PERV! we aren't even together in this book!

Lamb: *twitches* you french bastard

Smiley: OOOOOOOOOO

Pip: *puts on thug shades* yeah I just broke the wall, whatcha gonna do?

Lamb: that's a real British person! we all speak like we're big thugs or were the shit when were not. XD init pip?

Pip: yup

Anna: so basically I should be supporting him?

Red: yep

Kenny: it's good he can be himself

Craig: hey Elsa,

Elsa: wha?

Tweek: DO CHU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMON?!

Elsa: HELL YA

Anna: buts doesn't Jesus hate gays?

Lamb: to be honest Jesus told us to love one another as I have loved you which means he loves everyone, LGBTQ or not.

Red: *puts her arm around lambs waist* yep

Kyle: just love gay people. I do

Kenny: that means you love me!

Kyle: your bi, there's a difference.

Kenny: oh

Kyle: *hugs kenny* I'm only joking

Kenny: :)

Smiley: so beautiful

Pip: init?

Lamb: you just killed it

Pip: I know

Damien: *claps hands and he pip and smiley disapper*

Smiley: BYE!!!

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