Everyone walks into class gloomily and Harry looks at them
Harry: did you not know class is cancelled?
Lamb: oh
Tweek: YAY CRAIG LETS GO ON A DATE!
Craig: yup yup yup yup *leaves with tweek*
Kyle: ha no more tweedle dum and tweedle dee
Stan: hey Kyle~~
Kyle: Stan I thought you were straight
Stan: fuck Wendy, I wanna experiment
Kyle; experiment with cartman
Stan: but cartman isn't a foxy red head
Kyle: red is a foxy red head too
Red: no I'm not
Lamb: Kyle just experiment with Stan
Kyle: what's wrong with you?
Stan; you seem more goth then normal
Lamb: *eyes wander to cartman* I'm fine
Kyle : you sure?
Cartman: ... *walks off*
Kenny: okay... Stan don't experiment with Kyle
Stan: why not?!
Kenny: *rolls eyes and goes after cartman*
Kyle: there's only four of us now!
*lamb leaves*
Kyle: three of us!!
Stan: what did you do to my cousin?!
Red: *puts hands up I'm defence* nothing! Literally nothing! It's like she's straight! She hardly let's me touch her!
Stan: no she's bi, it's just.. I don't know.
Kyle: didn't she use to like cartman?
Stan: yeah, but she seems so gloomy and class is cancelled
Harry: it's fun to listen to your little soap opera-
Kyle: OPRAH IS MY BESTIE
Harry: but could you all kindly, fuck off?!
Stan: NU
Harry: WHYYYY
Stan: I don't know, I just wanna party
Smiley: party hard!!
Kyle: oh no
Smiley: what? Oh and I know what's wrong with lamb but I'm not telling
Stan: why???
Smiley: don wanna
Kyle: I can be a kid too you know
Smiley: challenge excepted! I'm not telling!
Kyle: you will!
Smiley: won't
Kyle: will
Smiley: won't
Kyle: will
Smiley: won't
Stan: both of you shut up,
Kyle: telling me to shut up won't make me want to kiss you
Stan: huh!!!!
Smiley: won't
Kyle: will
Smiley: will
Kyle: oh okay tell us!
Smiley: DAMN IT DOESNT WORK ON JEWS BUGS BUNNY YOUVE FAILED ME
Kyle: tell us now!
Smiley: fine! But first, *pushes red out of the room* cartman kissed lamb
Kyle: that's good right?
Smiley: but lamb is with red. And she likes cartman
Stan: ohhh! She won't want to break up with red incase it makes red hate her and she would date cartman but to would ruin there friendship!
Kyle: I think she should date him they are both assholes
Stan; only to you
Kyle: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'm gonna make a drama group and where gonna do a play! oooo armin!!!! *skips away*
Stan: I give up on you Kyle
