My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real)

Helllllooooooo....

March 20

YO! I'm the author's cousin Hannah. I'm going to be staying here all day and all night, and then she is coming back tomorrow morning. So. I bet you're wondering what do I think of Mady and Mykayla and Alana and all of them. Right?

I will gladly let you know that Madeline was a jerk last time I was here, which was like 14 months ago. She said some mean stuff about M, like how she should "grow up" and all. Well, I was very mad at Madeline and so was M. Poor girl, had to come back to that.

{OH MY FCKING GOSH I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING BEHIND ME WHILE I AM WRITING THIS}

Okay, sorry.

Ahem.

Madeline and the author are supposed to be very best friends and they haven't fought in a while but now (let's call the author M&M because she doesn't want her identity exposed in case people from her school see it. They're not supposed to know she has imaginary friends).

So what do I think of Mady? I think she's just a weak alpha who doesn't know how to handle her own problems because I heard that she wanted to quit the Dazzling Divas. Well it's a darn good thing Lucy is the alpha today. Lucy is not weak especially since she has a sister who is really good at kicking arses. Lizzie is my bff.

Now, I like everybody else except Alana, as she said something horrible to my cousin the day before yesterday. She called her a slut. Omg, can you believe her? Lizzie needs to beat Alana's arse in. But that probably wouldn't go over well with Donna, who is one of Alana's best friends.

You probably want to know what all has happened over the past couple days. Sorry. I thought the author told you before I started writing this, but apparently she's been too occupied.

So here is what happened on Wednesday that I heard. Well actually I should probably start with Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. Scarletissa, who's twin sister watches me, my sister, and my cousins, is crazy. The Dazzling Divas found out Mrs. Scarletissa slept with Joseph Borton on Tuesday. Mrs. Scarletissa has been doing it with him but we aren't sure how long.

It's sickening, considering what Joseph has done in the past. He's touched one of M&M's friends Cindy (not our cousin, a different Cindy), Madeline, and Sheyenne inappropriately. Then he did the deed with a bunch of people Martissla (a friend of M&M's), Ms. Dolly, Lynn...)

Sorry if this is inappropriate for some of you younger viewers, but I think you can handle it. Or ignore it haha, sorry, M&M should have put "Mature Content" in her story bio.

So then Weds when Bri was telling some of the new girls about Mrs. Scarletissa and Joseph, Alana was rude to Bri and said, "How do we know you haven't slept with anyone? How do we know you're not a slut? Who have you slept with?" So Brienna got mad and told her to stuff a cunt down her throat.

Donna told her to chill and Brienna got mad at her because they were supposed to be friends. But Madeline thinks that Alana was joking with Bri and defended Alana because she knew her longer and she probably "knew Alana was joking".

Madeline also told M&M that maybe Alana was right and BriBri has slept with someone, which she totally hasn't. Ever.

So then Brienna yelled at Mady and said that Mady basically called her a slut and Madeline snapped, "Well, maybe you are one."

What do y'all think??