My Invisible Friends (Imaginary But Real)

I Never Get Lonely With My Imaginary Friends

May 29

I woke up this morning to people hating on one of my twitters where I make fun of celebrities and gay people. I love it when I get attention. I mean I do admit I get a little worried someone is going to report me, but then I get a little thrill from it. You know? If you were a troll account, you'd know. Madeline wanted to step in and defend me on her account, but they think that one is mine, too, so I didn't let her.

Then we were trying to make room for people to sleep over throughout the summer but there just wasn't as much room as we'd hoped. But then Brienna got the bright idea for bunk beds that are wide enough to fit 6 people altogether, three on the top and three on the bottom. So now we will be able to have 30 people over, plus my mom...okay, it'll be 31 altogether.

We got ready to go to Nashville Shores, and my mom was back so she could transport me and Donna there while the other grown-ups transported everyone else. We went to the wave pool and then I went on the Twin Cyclones with Ally, racing against Portia, Sheyenne, and another lady. I went on Thunder with Martissla, and then she and I got in the regular pool. My friends and I were swimming under the water spout things, one of which was finally fixed. It broke last year.

Then as I was swimming around in the pool with Madeline, she and I got out of the pool and she suggested we go on the Big Kahuna, and off we went. Marina, Brienna, and Anabelle joined us because they wanted to go, too. So we Dazzling Divas went on the Big Kahuna together, along with a couple of real people. It was just so much fun! Then we went and jumped around in the wave pool. In the lazy river, Brienna told me and Madeline that we should switch best friends for a little while, meaning I would be Anabelle's best friend and Brienna would be Madeline's. That would give us a good break from one another and we could each get the feel of what it's like to be best friends with someone different for a while. On the way back to the wave pool, Madeline asked Bri if this wouldn't upset me and Anabelle. Anabelle didn't seem upset when Bri told her in the wave pool and we enjoyed each other there, riding and jumping in the waves. Donna had been wanting to go on the Big Scream (she loves scary stuff) and she and I went together, and at first she screamed like a guy with a chest cold, but I knew it was exciting for her. I wasn't screaming at all, and I guess Donna thought that was a little odd, considering how scary the ride is, but I've been on it so many times.

Anabelle and I went down the body slide, and Anabelle was being silly, laying backwards and touching my feet with hers. I was going forwards, and I think if she was visible, they would have yelled at her for being backwards. They would have gotten mad if they'd seen her on the same slide as me, because only one person is supposed to be on a body slide.

Anabelle and I got in the regular pool, where that one water spout was broken again. Brienna and Madelooney were in there, too, and Bri and Madeline were acting as best friends, and Anabelle had Brienna judge me and herself on who did the better water tricks (flips, handstands) and I won all of them. Brienna said it would be fun for all us Dazzling Divas to pretend to be each other. But I don't think Anabelle wanted to do that. I mean, it was enough that we were switching best friends, right? The four of us and Enna got in the bucket pool and after the bucket drenched us in water, I went on Thunder backwards with Daniel, and he thought that was just awesome. Anna, Sophie, and I went on a canoe, and we were rowing along the lake, and Anna almost fell off. Eloise was watching us, and she and I started for the wave pool and saw Ms. Scarletissa and Martissla, and it seemed Martissla was getting mad at Ms. Scarletissa. Ms. Scarletissa joined me and Eloise on the walk to the pool, and she said she was getting sick of Martissla and that the whole reason they hadn't gotten along for years was because Martissla had slept with Ms. Scarletissa's ex husband Alex while Alex was still dating Ms. Scarletissa. Now, Martissla wants to get with him again. That's why we need to get her a boyfriend so she stops doing this sort of thing.

After the wave pool, Susanna, Eloise, and I had dinner at a little table off the sidewalk. We went to the slides again, and Susanna and I went on the Twin Cyclones. After that, Riley (who'd lost his glasses in the wave pool) went down Thunder with me. Sophie and I raced each other on the body slides, and then Sophie, Timmy, Marina, and I went on the Big Kahuna.

On the Big Scream, Brienna was screaming her head off and then I did the lilypad race with Marina. When Ally and I did the Music City Racer together, we saw my real friend who was working there; he's a lifeguard.

Nashville Shores closed, and we went out of the park. Everyone went to take showers and I went home with my mom. They came home later, and I had music playing on my phone while I kept busy. Susanna and I were sitting in the bedroom doing our own things while listening to music.

Xoxo~ M