"I'm everywhere, but when you want me, i am nowhere to be found. Who am i?"
(answer at the end of the chapter but feel free to guess)
(NO CHEATING!)
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Georgia: *reading a fortune cookie* if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Gordon: *with a mouthful* kill two
Soph: *hanging from the ceiling* kill 10
Kiara: *walks into madness* kill 50
Jackie: *teleports from nowhere* kill 'em all!
Grandma, Jeff, Scott, John, Ali, Virgo, Virgil, Adam, Alan & Jess: *horrified, confused, scared and disappointed*
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Gordon: I've changed all my passwords to "incorrect"
Georgia: why...?
Gordon: so if i forget my password it will remind me "your password is incorrect"
Georgia: that has to be the most genius piece of idiocy I've ever heard.
Jackie: *listening in from TB5* it seems i have some competition.
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Alan: ADAM HELP! I TOLD GRANDMA THAT I'd COOK DINNER TONIGHT!
Adam: *pouring milk directly into the bag of cereal* and you thought I'd be able to help?
Soph: *dying of laughter on the floor*
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John: i can't believe you broke the bed last night.
Ali: yeah what were you even doing?
Jackie: Well, where do i begin?
(last night)
Jackie: i bet you can't touch the ceiling
Conrad: watch me.
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John: i wish you were able to block people in real life
Ali: restraining order?
Jackie: *holding freshly sharpened knives* murder
Ali & John: *look at each other in fear* DAD!
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Soph: *steels one of Jackie's hoodies*
Jackie: ARE YOU
Virgo: fucking
Jackie: KIDDING ME!?!? YOU
Virgo: fucking
Jackie: IDIOT
Adam: what was that?
Virgo: dad banned Jackie from swearing so i'm helping him out.
Adam: oh...
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Ali: so i was wondering, would you like to go out with me?
James: yes
Ali: it's ok you'll come aro- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES?
James: um, yes?
Ali: OMG HOLD ON BRB!
James:
James: ... Should i leave or?
James:
Ali: *dragging Jackie* (quietly) now take notes (to James) can you say it again?
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(IR's Recruits edition) (Braedey belongs to BraedimusSupreme )
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International rescue behind the scenes
FanfictionSo the whole Tracy family have WhatsApp and I kinda hacked it to get you this book so be grateful!!!! I'm stealing this idea from; Georgina_May06 and PsychoticAlienJackie so if you want it twice as funny check out their work! Warning: swearing from...
