So the whole Tracy family have WhatsApp and I kinda hacked it to get you this book so be grateful!!!!
I'm stealing this idea from; Georgina_May06 and PsychoticAlienJackie so if you want it twice as funny check out their work!
Warning: swearing from...
Nicknames: Dad💙=Jeff Smother_hen😨🐔=Scott Bossy_bitch👩🏻=Kiara Space_dude🧑🏻🚀=John Space_bitch👩🏻🚀=Alison Alien👽=Jackie Blue_eyed_brute💪🏼=Virgo Brown_eyed_brute💪🏼=Virgil Kungfu_queen👸🏾=Kayo Squid🧜🏼♂️=Gordon Squidet🧜🏼♀️=Georgina Space_pup🚀🐶=Alan Mayhem😈=Sophia Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻=Adam Dog_girl🐶👱🏻♀️=Jess (Whole family group chat) Mayhem😈: ADAM JEFFERSON TRACY YOU GIVE ME MY LEMUR NOW!!!!! Dad💙: Sophie what the hell? Smother_hen😨🐔: and you get to us about language Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻: I stole her stuffed lemur and she's gonna kill me Mayhem😈: no I'll just take you croc Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻: you leave Pickle alone!!! Mayhem😈: then gimme back Lemo!!!!! Boss_bitch👩🏻: should I be worried that for some who can beat the shit out of pretty much anyone still sleeps with teddies 🛌🧸 Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻+Mayhem😈: NO Alien👽: I think I've got a pic of Lemo some where Mayhem😈: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Alien👽: I don't think I've got one of Pickle but I'll have a look Space_bitch👩🏻🚀: I'll look for a pic of Pickle and you look for one of Lemo? Alien👽: sure Space_bitch👩🏻🚀: found pickle
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Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻: NOOOOOO ALI I HATE YOU Space_bitch👩🏻🚀: ha deal with Dad💙: Adam explain Rocket_boy🚀🧑🏻: John won it for me like 10 years ago on one of those grabby claw things at the arcade! Mayhem😈: same story but Jackie won mine for me and it was a payment for leaving him alone for the rest of the week Alien👽: god!! you wouldn't leave me alone for more than 10 secs Mayhem😈: it was the hardest I'd laughed in like for ever! Alien👽: looking back I should have slapped you after the first day Mayhem😈:... Space_pup🚀🐶: omg you shut Sophie up Mayhem😈: there will be hell to pay Mayhem😈: I will kill someone Alien👽: how? Mayhem😈: I know where Jackie hid his weapons Alien👽: how I got rid of them Mayhem😈: since when have you done what dad told you to? Alien👽: er never Dad💙: not to my knowledge Mayhem😈: I cut my hand while climbing and it was one of Jackie's daggers Alien👽: that was my version of get rid of Space_dude🧑🏻🚀: gimme a sec *Space_dude🧑🏻🚀 added Conrad* Conrad: now what? Alien👽: nothing Space_bitch👩🏻🚀+Space_dude🧑🏻🚀: your boyfriend that's what now. Conrad: Jackie? Alien👽: I'll kill you all later. Conrad nothing is wrong apart from the fact that my family are psychotic! All: hey!!! Dad💙: JACKIE LOGAN TRACY YOU ARE GROUNDED (literally) FOR THE WEEKEND!!! Mayhem😈: oh I got plans Alien👽: Sophie you will die a slow and painful death this Saturday Conrad: should I be worried Space_dude🧑🏻🚀: that's your boyfriend threatening to muder his second youngest sister so yes (if I was you I'd brake up with him while you can) Conrad: as stupid and psychotic as he might be I still love him❤️ Alien👽: thank you❤️ All: awwww Alien👽: fuck of you lot Conrad: the Tracy family forever entreating Mayhem😈: so when you marry Jackie you want to have his last name Alien👽: Sophie I will kill you Mayhem😈: you gotta catch me first Alien👽: not if I can find one of my guns Space_pup🚀🐶: do you know how agile she is? Alien👽: er no Mayhem😈: just try and catch me Jackass!😈 Squid🐙: we get out the pool to 105 messages from you guys Squidet🐙: 106 actually Squid🐙: don't start Georgie Squidet🐙: y? Dad💙: Georgina Squidet🐙: what now dad? Mayhem😈: Jackie when r u gonna kill me? Dad💙: never Alien👽: when I get down to Earth Dad💙: Jackie leave your sister alone Mayhem😈: nah running around Tracy island is fun even with your scary big brother chasing u Conrad: I've stopped asking Alien👽: yep she's psychotic Mayhem😈: says u Blue_eyed_brute💪🏼: oof Brown_eyed_brute💪🏼: this will be funny to watch on the CCTV cams *inhumane scream*
