So the whole Tracy family have WhatsApp and I kinda hacked it to get you this book so be grateful!!!!
I'm stealing this idea from; Georgina_May06 and PsychoticAlienJackie so if you want it twice as funny check out their work!
Warning: swearing from...
Nicknames; Bad cook= Grandma Dad=Jeff Smother hen=Scott Bossy bitch=Kiara Alien=John Alienet=Alison Jackass=Jackie (obviously) Devil=Virgo God=Virgil Kungfu queen=Kayo Squid=Gordon Squidet=Georgina Space pup=Alan Mayhem=Sophia Rocket boy=Adam Dog girl=Jess
Mayhem: I did something Rocket boy: I I know that something Space pup: same Mayhem: well you did help Devil: oh god what did you idiots do this time? God: something stupid probably Jackass: should I be worried, scared, happy, interested or tell dad? Mayhem: all apart from tell dad Dad: what happed Bossy bitch: Sophie what did you do? Mayhem: I will only say if you promise two things 1-Dad don't yell the shit out of me 2-Scott don't smother me to death Dad: TELL US NOW!!! Smother hen: I will smother you so that you don't do it again Mayhem: I died my hair purple and blue Alien: What! Alienet: show me Mayhem: [picture] Squidet: cool I want my hair like that Squid: y not green then with your wavy hair it will look like sea weed Squidet: hey!!! Squid: it's the truth Smother hen: WTF!! Dad: SOPHIA LUCILE-MAY TRACY MY OFFICE NOW!!! Mayhem: you said you wouldn't shout the shit out of me or smother me to death Bossy bitch: fair point but it is quite petty Alienet: yep Bad cook: Sophia let it all grow out apart from one streak of purple and one streak of blue (Two weeks later different chat) Georgie: dad how can Sophie get away with purple and blue in her hair, Jess with blue tips and Jackie with 5 piercings but you don't let us have any of that stuff Jeff: ask them Sophie: it was a dare and I have never tuned down a dare!!! Jackie: I lost 4 bets John: I still can't breath Ali: to be fair it was hilarious Jess: it's called DIY (Die It Yourself) Sophie: yes!!! 😂 Jess: it's true though Georgie: dad can I- Jeff: no Georgie: but- Jeff: Georgina no Georgie: but dad- Jeff: Georgina Tracy no Georgie: but I just wanna- Jeff: Georgina Emilia-May Tracy No!!! Georgina: can I just Jeff: GEORGINA EMILIA-MAY TRACY NO!!!! Georgie: fine Jeff: you know it makes sense Georgie: other than Squidet senses I don't have any common-sense Gordo: good point Alan: NOOOOOOOOO Adam: YESSSSSSSSSS Sophie: what happened? Adam: I won a race against Alan Alan: it was supper Mario and all Sophie: I can't be arsed with games when I've got cop climbing in a week Ali: DO YOU LOT MIND? WE'VE JUST GOT JOHN TO SLEEP AND YOU LOT START YAPPING!!! JACKASS KILL THEM ALL!!! Jackie: I would but I'm up on 5 with you Ali: good point John: guys? Jackie+Ali: JOHN BACK TO BED!!!! John: but- Jackie: bro back to bed Ali: now John: but what abut destress calls? Jackie: Ali is doing until midnight then I'm taking over Ali: and we'll have help from EOS John: fine Jackie: night Johnny John: night Jackass Ali: sometimes I can't believe we're triplets Jackie: at least I'm not the only one forcing John back to bed! Jeff: good team work Alan, Sophie, Adam take notes Sophie: *slaps Alan in the back of the head* Adam: *dies of laughter* Jeff: I give up Scott: heading home now Kiara: that was a long rescue Scott: but it wasn't that hard Kiara: no it wasn't Jeff: good work you two
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