International rescue behind the scenes

Quotes and Conversations 5

IMGONNAFUCKINGMUDERABITCH
-Jackie when he's pissed
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John! Jackie said he's gonna kill someone should I call the island?
-Ali after previous quote
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Stolen from Georgia_May06
So?
So?
Oh god what did you dipshits do now?
Burn something
What?
Remember that fluffy hoodie Sophie lent me because all mine are in the wash?
Yes. Oh no FUCKING RUN HIDE AND DON'T SHOW YOURSELVES UNTILL I SAY!!!
Ok
Ok
-Jess to The Terror Twins after Georgie accidentally burnt Sophie's favourite hoodie
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GEORGIE GIMME A GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!!!
Cause you'll be wasting your time and energy.
-Sophie to Georgie after previous quote
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Gimme the duvet!
No gimme the duvet!
Fuck of it's mine!
No you fuck of it's mine!
-Gordon and Georgina fighting over position of the duvet!
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Dad, why did you and mum not stop having kids after Virgo and Virgil?
Don't drag me into this!
-any of the Tracy family to Jeff
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C ay later losers! I'm going climbing!
-Sophie when she's in a bad mood
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Take a shower!
No!
Yes!
What happens if I don't wanna?!?!
Then I shove you in there myself!
I'll get in the shower!
Good idea!
-Jeff to Alan after he had 3 days straight playing video games!
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You know that song?
That doesn't help!
The one that's called 'I'm sexy and I know it' ?
Oh that one yeah what ya thinking?
Shouldn't it be 'I'm psychotic and I know it' ?
Yeah it should!
-three words: The Terror Twins
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Oh grow up Kiara!
I can't I'm mentally 2!
I give up!
-Jeff to Kiara after she helped prank him
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Stolen from PsychoticAlienJackie
Why are you so short?
Why are you so tall?
I love you and all but my neck hurts when I kiss you!
Yeah I love you too but I'm getting kinda sick of sacrificing my toes for a kiss!
Speaking of kisses-
-Jackie and Conrad no more explanation needed
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So I got a new Idea for a prank my room tonight 9:00 pm!
Ok
Cool
Nice
Whatever
-teens planning pranks
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Pink glitter!
And super glue!
In a bucket!
Over Scott's door!
And camera traps!
YES
-the teens after previous quote
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For PsychoticAlienJackie and Georgia_May06
I'm a psychotic squid!
Georgie we know
I'm a Psychotic Alien!
Jackie we know!
Then what am I?
A Psychotic penguin!
I love it!
God help me!
-Georgina and Jackie being Psychos (again)
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Time for some heavy lifting!
Thats my line Bitch twin!
Well I say it better!
Do not!
Do to!
Not!
To!
-three words: The Nurse Twins
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Has anyone got any spare sanity?
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
-Jeff Tracy
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Why would you do that?
Because why not?
Oh let's see the possible risk of DEATH!!!
And?
You are nologer permitted on TB2!
-Gordon and Virgil talking
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Sleep!
No!
Why? 
Because what's the point in sleep?
The point of sleep is to make you prettier then your boyfriend will love you more!
I'll sleep!
Good idea!
-Ali trying to get Jackie to sleep
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I'll get looking at therapy times
-Jeff